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- Favourite Ride
- Universe of Energy - Epcot (RIP)
I realise for some, this thread will be as interesting as the recent car park extension bombshell (only joking @AT86
- I love stuff like that)
But. As a dad, the future of this mid-90s dinosaur is really important to me, because it’s my daughter’s favourite ride in the world. She’s either riding it, telling me about it, or watching on-ride POV vids on YouTube. She’s 2.
The last few times we’ve visited, only 5 cars have been in service, and out of those 5, only 2 had working audio - the other 3 treat you to an ominously silent tour of Cbeebies Land which sort of defeats the object of the ride - it essentially becomes a bit of an open air monorail to nowhere.
Throughput has always been terrible, with queue times on busy days that put Wicker Man to shame. Difference is, 50-60min queues for a group of teenage thrillseekers is massively different to a 60 minute long line of grouchy toddlers and screaming babies.
The ride system will be 30 years old in a few years time, and unlike Nemesis I can’t see this being a candidate for a retrack.
It feels like a very important part of Cbeebies Land but does seem to get a little bit more broken every time we go - my favourite part without a doubt is the “hold a bit of wood on a stick in front of the sensor to stop the train at the station” system.
Will this thing keep hobbling along for another 10 years (or for as long as the BBC contract lasts), who knows?
Any thoughts from others that have braved the queue to keep their kiddos happy?
- I love stuff like that)
But. As a dad, the future of this mid-90s dinosaur is really important to me, because it’s my daughter’s favourite ride in the world. She’s either riding it, telling me about it, or watching on-ride POV vids on YouTube. She’s 2.
The last few times we’ve visited, only 5 cars have been in service, and out of those 5, only 2 had working audio - the other 3 treat you to an ominously silent tour of Cbeebies Land which sort of defeats the object of the ride - it essentially becomes a bit of an open air monorail to nowhere.
Throughput has always been terrible, with queue times on busy days that put Wicker Man to shame. Difference is, 50-60min queues for a group of teenage thrillseekers is massively different to a 60 minute long line of grouchy toddlers and screaming babies.
The ride system will be 30 years old in a few years time, and unlike Nemesis I can’t see this being a candidate for a retrack.
It feels like a very important part of Cbeebies Land but does seem to get a little bit more broken every time we go - my favourite part without a doubt is the “hold a bit of wood on a stick in front of the sensor to stop the train at the station” system.
Will this thing keep hobbling along for another 10 years (or for as long as the BBC contract lasts), who knows?
Any thoughts from others that have braved the queue to keep their kiddos happy?
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