Martians On Tour! (RCT3)

[QTXAdsy]

Resurrected all the way from some forum that has gone to the--Er I mean space, the Martians are back again!!!

Oh yes, this time round it is a reboot you could say of the last one I did back on TTF, as this one has now a storyline to it, but you'll have to read to see what will happen! So here we go...

Mars...a planet that is always known as the star or war, has long since been regarded by people as a dead world...


Oh is it?


The Martians are a race that have been limping along in their survival of their race, but that is not the main problem they have right now...


The meeting about the problem is being discussed is secret by the top officials of Mars, the problem itself is...


Mars has turned out to be utter crap for it's nonexistent theme parks, the reputation of ours decreases annually much more than our population.


The problem is of course the humans, they have developed technologies that makes our attempts look futile, yet their society is structured around rivalry, Mack, budgets and Merlin hatred. A rapid offensive to these should make our operation quick and easy.


The methods of this attack is already being undertaken...


A large scale cannon will be stol--Er I mean constructed, this'll launch the crafts that'll carry the assault forces.


We have not had the need for such destructive weaponry in over 5000 years, but modifications to our current machines will take place...and prove enough to defeat the human defensives and steal their theme parks! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

6 Months Later...​

"Alright Fred, start opening the lid!"


SCCRREEECHHH


CLUNK! "It's open Ted, let's get out."


"...Um, Fred...you did set a course to land in a Asia country called China to began our attack right...?"

"Yeah? What's wrong?"


"Look Fred! Those strange looking supports there, I recognise those from our Earth Studies...Oh hell..."


"WE'VE LANDED IN NORTH KOREA FOR ARES' SAKE!!!!"

"...Um...oops?"

Well then, let's hope the others landed well, remember, this'll be a storyline so expect to see all your favourite parks in here and many Merlin bashing here and there, it's going to be epic!

 

[DiogoJ42]

LOL, LOL, a thousand times LOL!!!

 

[Ted]

I like it how one of the Martians is called Ted =P

This looks like a very interesting project, can't wait to see what else happens! =)

 

[QTXAdsy]

When there's something wrong with Alton or anything Merlin related, the Martians come round! And this time, The evil Martian King Abanazer plans for taking over the Earth and take all the world's greatest rides back to Mars, but what has he been doing since landing Earth? Let's find out!


"MUHAHAHAHA! All craft will be landing in Western European, let's leave those poor fools in North Korea. Begin landing soon!"


"Ahem."

"Huh? Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my super secret base then?"


"Sir, I'm the taxman and I'm asking for leave public property please."

"You've gotta be joking, I only just got here to this country and you must get in the way for Ares' Sake!"


"Just arrived then? Then I need to see your Passport and various other details."

"For christ's sake..."



"I really should get a new base..."

Indeed you should. Now in the next update, the Martians were suppose to land in Germany and explore famous places there, but a certain cock up from a certain UK park have pretty much chucked a parody to me that you can't just not do. Stay tune for some angry Martians!

 

[DiogoJ42]

How can you break the fourth wall when everything after the first wall never got built?
... you found a way!

 

[QTXAdsy]

I just broke the fifth Wall.

 

[QTXAdsy]

The Martians are back again and this time, it's Europa Park!

So in my last update that the Martians were suppose to hit the town at Alton Towers, but due to me being very busy over the last month, I couldn't get the Alton Towers sets ready in time, but I did have the German stuff ready having said that and I'm off to Europa Park later this week.

So in this update, the Martians set foot in Rust and have big plans...though they're in for a shock! I'll shut up and let you read.

Rust, Germany
June 13th
2013
3:58 am​

"Attention you Scouser Martians, we have landed in Germany at what claims to be the greatest known theme park on this planet!"
"Yays!"

The Next Morning!​

"Ok listen up. In case you don't know me, I'm Captain Pornzo leading the charge for our conquest of Europa Park, steal their rides and bring them to Mars for our enjoyment!"

"Now Private Abastard, you shall aid me in a quick smash and grab raid of the place over that hill range in front of us. It's a family theme park so it should be easy."

One Random Suit Up Scene Later!
​

"Erm boss, you sure this'll be easy?"
"Of course it will be! After all, when was the last time you heard of a Martian invasion of Germany? They won't know what hit 'em!"

"...I kinda guess, but is it me, or does this place seem familiar?"
"Huh? How'd you mean by that?"
"Well, remember our last invasion of Earth in 1898, when we buggered that one up? Well didn't one of our forces landed somewhere here dropping of red weed and some humans by the name of 'Mack' started smoking our red weed for themselves?"
"...No, just shut the hell up and keep walking."

"Come my comrade! Time to enjoy the awesomeness of this great, most amazing, most incredible, most deathly awesome place called Europa..."

"WHAT IN ARES' NAME?!!??!"

"Where's the bloody park?! I'm sure I set the Sat Nav system to guide us to Rust am I right?!"

"Wait a minute, where'd all this red weed come from and why are there some people scattered all over the place lying down looking like they're high on drugs?"
"Oh Ares..."

"I was right! When whatever left of us left earth after that invasion in 1898, we left some red weed behind and it seems the humans got so high on the stuff that they not could see strange things, but could touch and feel things. Feeble minds these humans. So this Europa Park they love just one damn good trip for them that only human eye could see, but not Martian eye."
"So...you mean we can't go to Europa Park the same way the humans experience it...or was it that QTXAdsy couldn't be arsed to build the recreation on RCT3?
"The former...the King's gonna kill us when he finds out..."

"Sometimes...it sucks to be a Martian...Oh wait I know, to the German fairs! Or has that lot landed in the United Kingdom yet?

So that's that then, the poor Martians will never see the likes of Europa Park sadly :'( But they have adventures at BPB, Thorpe and Chessie to start of the UK tour of destruction, stay tuned!

 

[DiogoJ42]

Very funny as always mate. Though I can't deny I was a tad disapointed not to see some EP rides

 

[QTXAdsy]

Look out, the Martians have landed yet again!

Anyway, this time, the Martian's and in Brighton, but they have one little snag...

Brighton Pier​

October 26th 1891​

"Damn it you left the damn time circuits on you idiot, we don't even invade 'till 1898, let alone 2013!"

"Well don't blame me! We just happened to be in the ship that was fitted with those features...never mind, let's see where we are then."


"Oh my Ares...look!"


"It's Brighton Pier just nearly finished and before they built the rides on it...hey...I have an idea.."

Present Day​

Since a Martian lifespan lasts 200 Earth years, the Martians from that ship began building their version of the pier, from parts of their spaceship and various human parts, the end result...


The Brighton Pier Martian Torture-not-money-grabbing-like-Merlin Amusement Park


Featuring the Human blood waterfalls! A popular Martian credit!


And for those humans trying to get into the place...well, there is the torture chamber to keep the blood pumping round for HBW.


"Well done my good fellow comrade, all these years have paid off handsomely and Merlin can't seem to find a way to top us, MUHAHAHAHA!"

"I never doubted you for a second! We were always going to...wait...you hear that?"


"Wait, where is that sound coming--oh my good lord LOOK!"


IT'S THE MERLIN FIGHTING MACHINES AND...Thunderchild? Wait what?"


"Destroy"


"I'm too old to die!"

One lazy (Merlin) cut lazy...​

...


Smash and grab and for money...this year...the UK, next year, the world...FOR MONEY AND BLACK PAINTED ROLLER COASTER AND BAD MAINTENANCE, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


"S.O.S...We need...backup for this invasion...now...tell me wife I...AAAAAGGHHH"

Oh noes! The Martians have been defeated once, will the Martians defeat Merlin and take over the world themselves? If they don't blow it first...next time, Chessington!

 

[DiogoJ42]

Riiiiiight..... Pass that red weed this way mate, I think you've had enough.

 

[QTXAdsy]

Oh, you mean you want some of dat stuff you say...? >

 

[josht]

Well that is some funky stuff

 

[QTXAdsy]

No I haven't forgotten this topic just yet, I've just been very busy of late. This also is a new comic book format that saves me from typing it all out. So now our Martian friends move from Brighton...to Chessington!































The tour goes on, next time, the Martians encounter chavs, money grabbing Londoners and really bad rides...at Thorpe Park!

 

[DiogoJ42]

This just keeps getting better and better!