Mr Bones Wild Ride

[Sam]

A pretty hilarious (and terrifying) thread that came up on 4chan a few months back, now preserved to us through the majesty of the chanarchive.

You can see the original here which is probably the best way to view it, but if you're not used to reading the 4chan layout, I've posted the screenshots below along with the OP's comments. Enjoy.

I strongly urge you to read it on the archive, with all the comments in-between the OP's posts, but it's up to you.

(click to expand each screenshot)

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Are you read to witness Mr. Bones Wild Ride?

>38 Hand picked riders
>Free admission
>Extensive design and scenery
>Extensive safety testing

Just look at their faces, they are so excited.

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>4.48 excitement rating
>30,696 ft of track

What's not to love?

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>One month has passed
>Passengers are becoming bored

Some of them even want to get off.

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>Popularity has dropped to 28%

They seem to be scared of the upcoming scenery.

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>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

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>Four months have passed on the maiden voyage

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>Ten months have passed on the maiden voyage.
>The passengers are very hungry

Apparently, the testing has lied about the ride duration.

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>The ride is only half over. Another month has passed and the ride seems to be growing.

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>One full year has passed, we set off may of year 3 and it's now may of year 4.
>The signs up ahead say we made it through MR BONES WILD RIDE.

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>All of the passengers manage to get off the ride and still know how to walk.
>The signs indicate that the exit is up ahead, but the path is quite long.
>It's time to leave.

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>The path to the exit was 2 hours long and we ended up here.
>It's just another entrance to the ride.

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The sign changed.

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Someone made this in tribute to Mr Bones:

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Then a few hours later...

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OP here, mr bones is making another ride.

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[DiogoJ42]

Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.............

 

[MattyH]

Wow, my brother made a big rapids ride like that that went on for ever, had 2 entrances, one exit, and there was an area near the exit full of shops all set at maximum price and burgers had maximum salt, then the game crashed and we lost it.

 

[BowMan]

That is brilliant!

 

[MattyH]

That is brilliant!

think it took about 8 months game time to get from 1 station to the other, shame my computer crashed :'(

 

[MattyH]

that wild ride took 70 minuites in real life to do 1 circuit...

 

[JayM]

Very pointless indeed!

How you have the patience to do something like this is beyond me?

Well done for the outstanding effort, and well done for the bizarre outcome.