I certainly hope not! Can you imagine Thursdays newspaper headlines if this was the case?
LABOUR TAX YOU TO GIVE CORPORATIONS HUGE BUNGS
Evil Labour Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, raised taxes on job and wealth creators yesterday, whilst announcing large tax reliefs for a major US corporation. Universal, owned by Comcast, were given £Billions in tax incentives to build a theme park, whilst the chancellor raided middle class and employer bank accounts, and millions of pensioners are set to become solid blocks of ice by the spring.
UK headquartered Merlin Entertainments, currently the largest theme park operator in the country, have received no such tax relief themselves, and have announced planned job losses. A Merlin insider said "The government has broken the law and is engaged in anti-competitive practices to appease theme park enthusiasts on online forums. Whilst we mount a legal challenge, we have no option but to remove even more attractions at our theme parks, and remove more beef from our burgers to cut costs."
Two-Tier Kier didn't even raise an eyebrow over his freebie glasses whilst his Woke chancellor made the announcement in the House of Commons.
Ken, 71, from Kent said "It's disgusting. The extra capital gains tax I have to pay on selling my 3 buy-to-let homes means I'll probably have to downgrade from shopping in M&S for Waitrose in the future. I've worked all my life, and this is the thanks I get. Young people jobs operating roller coasters isn't my problem. They've already taken my winter fuel payment away. What if my wife Karen gets chilly? A 4-bed detached costs a lot to heat you know. It's OK for Reeves and Starmer, they probably have free Taylor Swift T-Shirts on under their shirts. They should stop giving those immigrants mansions and every benefit under the sun instead. Charity begins at home".
It is rumoured that after the budget, Starmer and Reeves had a slap up meal with Comcast executives, and afterwards engaged in satanic rituals involving evil laughs whilst drowning kittens and puppies in buckets of water.