You know you're getting old when...

[rob666]

Sorry to be the pedant again, but actually, that was when £2:50 was actually known as fifty bob, or two pounds ten shillings, or two Guineas and eight shillings, or six hundred pennies...can you see why we went decimal!

 

[delta79]

when someone says "look at that classic car" and you drove a brand new one for work back in the day.

 

[rob666]

Oh dear, my beloved Ford Capris.
Met my wife when I had a pushbike and she had a Capri, only a couple of years old, white and gleaming.
Bike fitted in the back with the front wheel taken off.
Had loads of them over the years, never paid more than a grand for one, even started my gardening round in one.
Funnily enough, the last one died at MOT when we were doing Towers for the day in my wife's car, rotten as hell underneath.
Need ten grand for a half decent one now sadly.

 

[Hairobics]

...Bubbleworks is retired. Abdabs gone awol. And Remmy's on its last legs.

 

[Hairobics]

...You remember a time before memes, emoji's, and ******* minions.

 

[Towers freak]

When you drink to enjoy the taste rather than just to get **** faced.

 

[Crawleyboy01]

When you now have to take care to not squash your nuts when sitting down

 

[DiogoJ42]

They do get more pendulous with age, don't they?

 

[Crawleyboy01]

Spend half my time trying to stop the left one getting logged in my ********

 

[bluesonichd]

Spend half my time trying to stop the left one getting logged in my ********

Ahhh you young whippersnappers ! I tuck mine into my socks !

 

[Crawleyboy01]

Ahhh you young whippersnappers ! I tuck mine into my socks !

At the stage of sitting down to have a pee and have to hold them out the way so you don't **** on them

 

[DiogoJ42]

Careful, sometimes they hang so low they're in danger of vanishing round the U bend.

 

[bluesonichd]

Careful, sometimes they hang so low they're in danger of vanishing round the U bend.

Do what I do and sling them both over each shoulder

 

[Towers freak]

Sounds like you elderly gents need the nut bra

 

[delta79]

When a kid on remembrance parade says " i'll ask that old man" then asks me a question.

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[rob666]

Pleased to say the first place I was accused of being a grandparent was by the teacups on the Beach.
Best mates kid...
"Nowt to do with me mate, I'd rather not breed".

 

[RoyJess]

 

[delta79]

What happens if its a mix of the two reactions?

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[rob666]

One of my gardening customers has just asked me to get him some Pampas grass for his front garden.
I called him a dirty filthy swinger who should just turn to tinder instead.
He looked at me as if I was stupid.
I remember the tales from my youth...many many years ago.
For the puzzled, Google pampas grass rumours.

 

[delta79]

When you call a empty shop by the name of the company that had it for as long as you could remember. And a student replies with "who, where"

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