AstroDan
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On my most recent visit to Alton Towers, I couldn't help but notice the sheer number of broken effects around the park. Pretty much every major ride had an effect that was either broken or not working as it should have been.
I am aware that, in theory, there are those committed to ensuring that ride effects are in working order. After all, Alton Towers is a theme park - not a mere amusement park. However, it seems there is no system in place where these things are routinely checked to be in working order. This baffles me.
I would imagine the blame lies at the door of the technical services department. I appreciate that getting the basic rides open is the priority, which has been hard to come by this season. However, the sheer scale of the broken effects issue is embarrassing.
I also recognise that a very small number of effects are broken due to reasons that are a little more complex, rather like the Duel trommel. The weather may impact Nemesis' water falls. But - irrespective of this - the impression to guests is poor. And... subconsciously, it all just makes the park seem a little unloved.
It should be the job description of one person or another at each ride to check these effects on a daily basis and ensure they are working.
Over at Galactica, the portal has no mist...
The station TVs are not showing the Galactica loading information...
The large screen is also turned off entirely, and there is no audio...
The projectors in the Galactica shop, which project a moving starfield onto these... are off
Also in the Valley... the Nemesis bus is not smoking today and hasn't been for some time
Not only are the waterfalls no longer red, but they're off entirely. I didn't manage to get a photo of the lake at the bottom, but it's full of green algae! Gross!
The Nemesis gun was lovingly restored 2 years ago. But the smoke isn't working now.
The Duel trommel remains off, and TLC works within seem to have stalled
There is no smoke coming out of the tomb...
The Oblivion misters are off... and so too were several mister elements on the Marmaliser
Inside Hex, and there's no smoke coming from the old oak tree
The bell was not ringing as it should over at Runaway Mine Train
In addition to these broken effects - there were others. I didn't even enter Dark Forest or CBeebies Land and Wicker Man was closed all day, so don't know what was/wasn't working in those areas (although I know Entertainments cover WM). But, for example, all of the plumbing water feature in Splash Landings was off. So it's not restricted to the park.
If Alton actually looked after everything all of the time, they would save money in the long run as things wouldn't need replacing... madness.
On my most recent visit to Alton Towers, I couldn't help but notice the sheer number of broken effects around the park. Pretty much every major ride had an effect that was either broken or not working as it should have been.
I am aware that, in theory, there are those committed to ensuring that ride effects are in working order. After all, Alton Towers is a theme park - not a mere amusement park. However, it seems there is no system in place where these things are routinely checked to be in working order. This baffles me.
I would imagine the blame lies at the door of the technical services department. I appreciate that getting the basic rides open is the priority, which has been hard to come by this season. However, the sheer scale of the broken effects issue is embarrassing.
I also recognise that a very small number of effects are broken due to reasons that are a little more complex, rather like the Duel trommel. The weather may impact Nemesis' water falls. But - irrespective of this - the impression to guests is poor. And... subconsciously, it all just makes the park seem a little unloved.
It should be the job description of one person or another at each ride to check these effects on a daily basis and ensure they are working.
Over at Galactica, the portal has no mist...



The station TVs are not showing the Galactica loading information...

The large screen is also turned off entirely, and there is no audio...

The projectors in the Galactica shop, which project a moving starfield onto these... are off

Also in the Valley... the Nemesis bus is not smoking today and hasn't been for some time

Not only are the waterfalls no longer red, but they're off entirely. I didn't manage to get a photo of the lake at the bottom, but it's full of green algae! Gross!

The Nemesis gun was lovingly restored 2 years ago. But the smoke isn't working now.

The Duel trommel remains off, and TLC works within seem to have stalled

There is no smoke coming out of the tomb...

The Oblivion misters are off... and so too were several mister elements on the Marmaliser

Inside Hex, and there's no smoke coming from the old oak tree

The bell was not ringing as it should over at Runaway Mine Train

In addition to these broken effects - there were others. I didn't even enter Dark Forest or CBeebies Land and Wicker Man was closed all day, so don't know what was/wasn't working in those areas (although I know Entertainments cover WM). But, for example, all of the plumbing water feature in Splash Landings was off. So it's not restricted to the park.
If Alton actually looked after everything all of the time, they would save money in the long run as things wouldn't need replacing... madness.
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