Horrifying Family Coasters

[Zeock]

Can someone please explain to me why this place exists?

To be laughed at by people on theme park forums.

 

[Benzin]

Oh my.

Worse for me was the previous image of a vomiting rat. Disturbing and also completely inaccurate - rats have no gag reflex and cannot vomit (which is why rat poison is effective).

Can someone please explain to me why this place exists?

I think it's actually tied into a Danish sweet company. Unless the sweets in the shop are only sold in the park.

Plus vulgar humour is funny I guess? It's a very peculiar park.

 

[Skyscraper]

I think it's actually tied into a Danish sweet company.

That is correct. It's explained on the park's Wikipedia page;

BonBon-Land - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Poisson]

Oh my.

Worse for me was the previous image of a vomiting rat. Disturbing and also completely inaccurate - rats have no gag reflex and cannot vomit (which is why rat poison is effective).

Can someone please explain to me why this place exists?

I don't know but every time something is posted from there it really makes me want to visit

 

[Jonathan]

I don't know but every time something is posted from there it really makes me want to visit

Yes, but you're an idiot.

 

[Poisson]

Yes, but you're an idiot.

That's so rude. How dare you.

Now I feel sorry for anyone else who is an idiot having to be associated with me. I'm much worse.

 

[Rick]

 

[rob666]

Woody Woodpecker after a long hard weekend partying.

 

[Skyscraper]

Didn't know Pinocchio turned into a bird

 

[John_P]

Really thinks he knows best this chap.



Though he does operate by using a swing launch so maybe he's right to look so high and mighty.

 

[Poisson]

Dunno which one that is but the swing launch Shrek coaster I did built by Holandia Lunapark was actually quite fun

 

[Thameslink Rail]

The Shrek coasters look even worse:

Shrek - Family Park Skazka (Moscow City, Russia)

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They could have at least made him look like Shrek/the dragon from Shrek although I have a suspicion they didn't actually get permission from Dreamworks despite all the Shrek characters on the frontage.

 

[Rick]

I suspect that they got as much permission as the ice cream van that comes down my road emblazoned with unspeakably terrible drawings of every Disney character you can think of ... and Daffy Duck.

 

[John_P]

The one I posted before had plenty of Shrek characters painted on the frontage.
Must've been made up that Puss In Boots 2 has done so well.

 

[Rick]

 

[Jonathan]

There's spaced-out on drugs, and then there's that...

 

[BarryZola]

Looks like the profile pictures of 80% of the women on facebook and most of the annoying Youtubers video thumbnail pictures.

 

[rob666]

Now come on Rick, if we can have coffee table books for 'spoons carpets, it is time you knocked out one similar for scary kiddy coasters.
I would happily buy at least two.
I wandered Blackburn fair today, and gently mocked kiddie coasters, explaining credits to family members.
There are three "creds" in Blackburn, right now.
They didn't understand.
I was pleased.

 

[MattyH]

A creepy entry from Vietnam

 

[RicketyCricket]

Really thinks he knows best this chap.



Though he does operate by using a swing launch so maybe he's right to look so high and mighty.

This one has really wound me up. Smug *******.