Horrifying Family Coasters

[John_P]

 

[Tim]

Possibly the freakiest thing about that above is that the rest of the train doesn't match the front.
It seems like someone wad unhappy with the original zero car, so stuck this on front and said "much better".

 

[JAperson]

Even one of Plopsa's properties seems to have one

Wickiebaan - Plopsa Indoor Coevorden (Dalen, Coevorden, Drenthe, Netherlands)

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[Leigh]

Choo choo...

 

[Ian]

The body of a caterpillar, head of a train and face of a pancake.

 

[JAperson]

Whale? Not sure....


Not sure whoever designed this had ever seen a nose before.

Underwater World - VAP Amusement Park (Yeysk, Krasnodar, Russia)

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[NuttySquirrel]

Whale? Not sure....


Not sure whoever designed this had ever seen a nose before.

Underwater World - VAP Amusement Park (Yeysk, Krasnodar, Russia)

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I spent several months in Krasnodar during my year abroad, what a shame I never found this place! Guess that's one cred I'm not likely to get now more's the pity.

Pretty little park as well.

 

[Poisson]

Never had my Discord profile pic looked so terrifying

 

[John]

A lot of the posts in this thread set a fairly low bar for "horrifying" but there's some actual nightmare fuel in the last few posts. Good work..?

 

[Tim]

I spent several months in Krasnodar during my year abroad, what a shame I never found this place! Guess that's one cred I'm not likely to get now more's the pity.

Pretty little park as well.

Looking just at the back of these trains they actually look great! If only they'd stopped at the front seat.

 

[Poisson]

There's a whole ARMY of them. RUN.

 

[Poisson]

This isn't a coaster but I feel it fits the bill. Apfelbutzenbahn at Churpfalzpark.

 

[Shaggy_Dog_]

Saw this on Reddit, it’s from Olympyc Park in Dominica. The look on Buzz’s face and the position of his hands somewhat worries me…

 

[pluk]

Tesco security: Sir, do you have a receipt for those steaks?

Gator:

 

[MattyH]

Diary of a Rollercoaster Girl doing some fantastic reporting from Japan.

 

[Poisson]

BUT WHY?

 

[DiogoJ42]

So THAT’s where Vampire’s original trains went!

 

[Poisson]

All aboard the **** express!

 

[Thameslink Rail]

Mini Montaña - Comfaventura (Pasto, Nariño, Colombia)

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Is that a skidmark on a rollercoaster?

 

[Mi-Nigle]

There you go sir, **** end of the train finished.

The **** end?

Yes sir!

How will our guests know that this is the **** end?

Well sir... err.. there are the feet here, you see, and up here is the tail...

I'm sorry, I don't see it.

It is at the back of the train sir... the head's at the front... I think our guests are smart enough...

Put an **** crack in there.

What...?

An **** crack. Put an **** crack right there in the middle, or nobody will realise that this is the **** end of the train.

... yes, sir...