Horrifying Family Coasters

[Ian]

“Tell me more about how you consider Mack products the pinnacle of reliability and engineering excellence.”

 

[Jonathan]

Look at this guy, he's really taking your opinion seriously.
Bayern Park

Looks like the Willy Wonka meme in frog form

 

[Leigh]

This... creation... has just opened up in Saudi. "Coaster" at Mega Land.

 

[John_P]

We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.

 

[Leigh]

Casper the (very) friendly ghost



And if you thought the front was any better...

 

[John_P]

Speedy Coaster at Rhyl

 

[The_bup]

Look at this guy, he's really taking your opinion seriously.
Bayern Park

He should not be on this thread, he looks like a very fine, educated gentleman.

I reckon you ought to have more respect for the reasonable civilians among us!

 

[Poisson]

Brazils finest

Montanha Russa - Diego's Park (Peruibe, São Paulo, Brazil)

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[Jonathan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GuessTheCoaster/s/Y0Wt2q4L9o

WHAT THE **** IS THIS

 

[DiogoJ42]

WHAT THE **** IS THIS

My sleep paralysis demon.

 

[John_P]

Rode this in Canada, was terrifying as when it came off the lift hill it made a noise that made you wonder if it was still attached to the track.

 

[Poisson]

Rode this in Canada, was terrifying as when it came off the lift hill it made a noise that made you wonder if it was still attached to the track.

It gets awful reviews.

I'm looking forward to riding it. I assume you enter through the museum thing?

 

[John_P]

It gets awful reviews.

I'm looking forward to riding it. I assume you enter through the museum thing?

However it is Canada's only rooftop coaster!

Yeah you enter through the horror exhibit paying at the ground floor kiosk and then get lost going up the stairs in the dark to the roof. Was about $13 Canadian.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Just looked up a POV. There's a Zoolander joke to be made here, but I seem to have left it somewhere.

 

[Jonathan]

Look at this smug so-and-so...

 

[Zeock]

Look at this smug so-and-so...

I've never wanted to punch a roller coaster before, but there is a first time for everything.

 

[spotweld]

Look at this smug so-and-so...

That's based off Turbo. It has to be.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Look at this smug so-and-so...

I don't know, I think that snail looks kinda friendly.

I'll have what he's having.

 

[Jonathan]

I've never wanted to punch a roller coaster before, but there is a first time for everything.

I think this is a further sign that we’ve corrupted you, young Zeock.

I don't know, I think that snail looks kinda friendly.

I'll have what he's having.

Shrooms, probably.