Alton Towers/Merlin Typos & Grammatical Errors

[The_bup]

When you order your new Merlin pass and you receive this email. Really professional, guys!

Whatever they touch forgets how to spell…

 

[Zeock]

When you order your new Merlin pass and you receive this email. Really professional, guys!

They did get 'its' right, though!

 

[Rob]

Well at least it says Merlin now! I remember when I first got one of these I wondered what the heck it was I'd ordered.

 

[Alix]

At least you got an email - was beginning to wonder where ours was and it just arrived with no warning. Not in my junk folder either..

 

[jon81uk]

The top tips here https://www.altontowers.com/about-alton-towers/blog/top-10-tips-for-visiting-alton-towers-resort/ has tip 7 - work anti-clockwise - which suggests that many people got to Spinball Whizzer and X Sector first, which is anticlockwise! Going to Forbiddon Valley or Dark Forest is broadly clockwise from the entrance.

 

[Danscott22]

Anyone know how to distinguish a fire?

 

[Skyscraper]

Anyone know how to distinguish a fire?

Or what the Fire Bigrade are

 

[Danscott22]

Or what the Fire Bigrade are

Didn't even notice that

 

[NuttySquirrel]

Anyone know how to distinguish a fire?

The words 'barely' and 'literate' spring to mind.

 

[rob666]

As a legal H&S warning notice, that must have gone past the eyes of a manager.
Absolutely appalling as a safety sign.
One button stroke on a computer would put it all right, but it needs someone to press the button.
Magic Merlin.

 

[Matt N]

I also notice that the capitalisation of Towers Street is a bit inconsistent, being “Towers Street” in one paragraph and “towers street” in another, but I think that’s a bit more pedantic on my part.

 

[zappomatic]

Want some pee with your lunch?


From: https://x.com/ThorpeParkMania/status/1906307140517564501

 

[Danscott22]

Or maybe you'd like some "cheese loaded fires" from Generator Refuelling Company? (Courtesy of TPWs food video)

 

[djtruefitt]

Taken at Pizza & Pasta at Thorpe.

 

[addy2503]

In the Saw station video - 'Staff will check your security fastened'

 

[Zeock]

'Serpent' and 'deity' are spelled incorrectly in one part of Tomb Blaster's queue. Tomb Blaster is a minefield for spelling errors. I'm sure that there are plenty that I haven't spotted yet.

 

[Zeock]

I'm disappointed that I hadn't noticed this before, especially since the error is replicated just before the exit corridor. It should be 'emetics', not 'enetics'. The picture credit goes to TowersTimes.

 

[Hid]

I'm disappointed that I hadn't noticed this before, especially since the error is replicated just before the exit corridor. It should be 'emetics', not 'enetics'. The picture credit goes to TowersTimes.

It's the ghosts special language that's how they spell it