This topic has amused me no end.
Do we have anyone else on here who just doesn't like holidays?
I have been forced on holidays in adulthood, often against my will, but I'm neither a doer or relaxer, I'm a "fill the time up until I can get home and relax in peace".
Don't mind the odd night or two away, but I rarely sleep well, and in true preference, my own bed every night if possible please.
Luckily my wife is of a similar disposition.
Sit me in the shade for the day watching other people do.
Then let me go home.