TheMan
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Right, so... in an attempt to lighten the mood around my posts, given my involvement in rather heated debates elsewhere lol I pose to you, two, simple, but deceptively deep questions....
QUESTION 1:
Why, when Baked Beans, are so infallibly delicious, does the pan, when soaked over night, smell like what I can only imagine an entire fleet of TST's socks would - after a mammoth summer theme park sojourn - followed by being festered in mold, and cask aged for 10 years.
Is there, a legitimate reason for this rancid beany pong?
QUESTION 2:
I was recently bought, as a gift, a portable, hand held vacuum cleaner of no discernible brand (Lidl...). Now I know not, of your experiences - however mine, when it comes specifically to these devices are thus:
You open box, charge for 6 weeks, after fixing to a wall - only to find, when it comes to using said convenience product, the only thing it is actually useful for is making an impression OF a small vacuum like noise. Coming with more appendages than Lord Ganesh himself (many of which, I would rather NOT hazard a guess as to their purpose!), I most often found myself waged in a battle of attrition with a near microscopic speckle of dust, garnishing ones dashboard... only to be defeated, miserably, by a quickly discharging battery!
Imagine my suprise then, when this one ACTUALLY picked stuff up!
So question 2 is, why is it, that small vacuum cleaners are sold - and seldom actually function in their primary purpose?
These my friends, are the REAL life changing questions - that of Bean Pongs, and Un-Vacuumy Vacuums!!
Namaste!
;D
QUESTION 1:
Why, when Baked Beans, are so infallibly delicious, does the pan, when soaked over night, smell like what I can only imagine an entire fleet of TST's socks would - after a mammoth summer theme park sojourn - followed by being festered in mold, and cask aged for 10 years.
Is there, a legitimate reason for this rancid beany pong?
QUESTION 2:
I was recently bought, as a gift, a portable, hand held vacuum cleaner of no discernible brand (Lidl...). Now I know not, of your experiences - however mine, when it comes specifically to these devices are thus:
You open box, charge for 6 weeks, after fixing to a wall - only to find, when it comes to using said convenience product, the only thing it is actually useful for is making an impression OF a small vacuum like noise. Coming with more appendages than Lord Ganesh himself (many of which, I would rather NOT hazard a guess as to their purpose!), I most often found myself waged in a battle of attrition with a near microscopic speckle of dust, garnishing ones dashboard... only to be defeated, miserably, by a quickly discharging battery!
Imagine my suprise then, when this one ACTUALLY picked stuff up!
So question 2 is, why is it, that small vacuum cleaners are sold - and seldom actually function in their primary purpose?
These my friends, are the REAL life changing questions - that of Bean Pongs, and Un-Vacuumy Vacuums!!
Namaste!
;D
