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Chessington World of Adventures Resort

Plastic Person said:
Unable to compete with the class of their rival Paultons Park, Chessington have been desperate to pick a fight in the culture wars for some time now. Announcing the arrival of the fascist-authoritarian canine hellscape of Paw Patrol didn’t get them the clicks they’re thirsty for, so they have switched sides with this gender-neutral dead giraffe. We’ll all be in the RAP queue for the They/Thempire next.
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Chessington to Paultons trying to one up them be like:
father ted reaction s GIF
 
I think some people are misunderstanding the complex social relationships between pack animals here. I have five male rats. They constantly "mount" each other to assert dominance.
Humans did that too, in ancient Greece.
Doesn't mean they are flying any striped flags from their cage, though.

Nature is nature. Human values do not apply.
 
DiogoJ42 said:
I think some people are misunderstanding the complex social relationships between pack animals here. I have five male rats. They constantly "mount" each other to assert dominance.
Humans did that too, in ancient Greece.
Doesn't mean they are flying any striped flags from their cage, though.

Nature is nature. Human values do not apply.
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I think you've taken an attempt at humour far too seriously. Odd for you.
 
Anyone that is into the history of CWOA, I highly recommend checking this page out on Facebook.

It is not my page but it has amazing photos from the very early days of when the place was just a zoo with funfair, with construction photos of things like Dragon River, the Mine Train and The Fifth Dimension. Well worth checking out.

Heres the link to Facebook, Chessington World Of Adventures Archive
 
TPick said:
I may be going mad, but hasn't Tomb Blaster been closed at Christmas as well for the last couple of years?
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You are correct! That one is already listed on the main site too.

They certainly seem to be moving towards a similar calendar to Legoland and Minecraft being indoors will add to that. As will the water park if that ever happens, though that seems to have gone the way of Project Horizon.
 
TPick said:
I may be going mad, but hasn't Tomb Blaster been closed at Christmas as well for the last couple of years?
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Was hoping they could spend time fixing the boulder effect still waiting to see that effect in action has it always been unreliable
 
What's the deal with what looks like a rebuild or a new build of the third vampire train ? Yesterday the bogies etc all looked bran new and the first 3 "cars frame" were in place yet clearly they had to be original as had the white spray on them
 
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