Chessington World of Adventures Resort

[Benjsh]

I have never seen Paw Patrol in my life but Christ that's awful! I'm sure it is less awful to kids who love Paw Patrol though.

This just does not feel very Chessington at all to me.

My son used to make me sit and watch it with him. I can confirm this is very on brand for the show and kids will immediately recognize it.

Chessington are on to a winner with PP and Minecraft. Jumanji not so much. Feels like that franchise was on it's way out.

 

[AT86]

My son used to make me sit and watch it with him. I can confirm this is very on brand for the show and kids will immediately recognize it.

Chessington are on to a winner with PP and Minecraft. Jumanji not so much. Feels like that franchise was on it's way out.

New Jumanji film is being released in December this year. It ain’t dead yet.

 

[Benjsh]

New Jumanji film is being released in December this year. It ain’t dead yet.

Not dead entirely but its hardly a stellar IP these days is it?

 

[SuperMuscleMan]

Not dead entirely but its hardly a stellar IP these days is it?

I don't know, looking at this year's film releases it's one of my top 3.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Kids TV (particularly in animation) is low effort slop at the best of times.

Could be worse mind. Could be a Netflix effort.

Hey now! I spent the first decade of my career pumping out children's TV, and I can assure you it was not low effort.

It was, however, slop.

 

[Islander]

Hey now! I spent the first decade of my career pumping out children's TV, and I can assure you it was not low effort.

It was, however, slop.

First decade of your career was a good half-century ago though, no?

 

[DiogoJ42]

First decade of your career was a good half-century ago though, no?

A quarter, thanks. Though I suppose you were half-right.

 

[GooseOnTheLoose]

Kids TV (particularly in animation) is low effort slop at the best of times.

Could be worse mind. Could be a Netflix effort.

Not to scaremonger, but Cocomelon is owned by another Blackstone backed firm. There's every real possibility that we could see World of Cocomelon in the future.

 

[That Guy]

Cocomelon shows have run at Chessington before

 

[Benzin]

Not to scaremonger, but Cocomelon is owned by another Blackstone backed firm. There's every real possibility that we could see World of Cocomelon in the future.

A Cocomelon ride would genuinely cause fear in a number of parents.

We may have failed at banning the Pig, but sure as hell ain't letting that absolute gross tier awfulness plague our house.