CoasterCrazyChris
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With the success of CBeebies Land, an area exclusively designed for young children and their parents providing the very real possibility that it may swallow up Adventure Land and Spinball in the near future (a family attraction) it got me thinking how much does Alton Towers actually offer in terms of true family attractions?
By 'family' I am referring to rides that have a broadest appeal as possible and are suitable for everyone from young children to grandparents. As a theme park claiming to be a true family resort, it seems that Alton Towers ride offering is increasingly polarising between young children (Cloud Cuckoo Land, CBeebies) and thrill seekers (Thirteen, Sub-Terra, The Smiler). They don't seem to be very good at developing decent RIDES that target the middle ground.
We all know they attempted it with Thirteen, but I don't think that anyone could truly consider a ride with a freefall drop in the dark, backwards helix and marketed as the 'ultimate rollercoaster' to be suitable for young children (3-8 years) or older visitors (65 plus).
Alton Towers is still relying on rides that are 20 years+ such as Rapids, Mine Train, Log Flume, Duel and Blade which are increasingly ageing to entertain family groups instead of building proper new rides. The last real family ride was Hex, now 14 years ago and even Spinball (does not really have broad appeal) now over a decade ago.
They stick in the likes of Haunted Hollow, Sharkbait Reef and Ice Age, but these provide little more than 'interactive' fillers on a rainy day rather than must-do attractions. They gave us Battle Galleons in 2008, suitable for all yet appealing to no-one for all but a few days of the year!
Alton Towers desperately needs to invest in a headline attraction that is not a thrill roller-coaster or a kids IP. Another year like 1992 is desperately needed!

By 'family' I am referring to rides that have a broadest appeal as possible and are suitable for everyone from young children to grandparents. As a theme park claiming to be a true family resort, it seems that Alton Towers ride offering is increasingly polarising between young children (Cloud Cuckoo Land, CBeebies) and thrill seekers (Thirteen, Sub-Terra, The Smiler). They don't seem to be very good at developing decent RIDES that target the middle ground.
We all know they attempted it with Thirteen, but I don't think that anyone could truly consider a ride with a freefall drop in the dark, backwards helix and marketed as the 'ultimate rollercoaster' to be suitable for young children (3-8 years) or older visitors (65 plus).
Alton Towers is still relying on rides that are 20 years+ such as Rapids, Mine Train, Log Flume, Duel and Blade which are increasingly ageing to entertain family groups instead of building proper new rides. The last real family ride was Hex, now 14 years ago and even Spinball (does not really have broad appeal) now over a decade ago.
They stick in the likes of Haunted Hollow, Sharkbait Reef and Ice Age, but these provide little more than 'interactive' fillers on a rainy day rather than must-do attractions. They gave us Battle Galleons in 2008, suitable for all yet appealing to no-one for all but a few days of the year!
Alton Towers desperately needs to invest in a headline attraction that is not a thrill roller-coaster or a kids IP. Another year like 1992 is desperately needed!