Horrifying Family Coasters

[Rick]

Some. Questions.

 

[rob666]

Like "Who ate my stash?"

 

[Poisson]

Slimer: The Meth Years

 

[Shaggy_Dog_]

Has anyone heard of a Guohui Machinery HXC9A (Scooter) before? I wish I hadn't








Why do they have arms? Who do they have that FACE?!

Maybe they have those arms and faces because they are indeed pulling a train?

 

[Poisson]

Can we include Mascots? From a dodgy SLC knock off in China

 

[MattyH]

I'm scared of this. I don't know why it has hands and feet.



The back is bad too.



Maybe the designer was going for rear of the year?

 

[Zeock]

Can we include Mascots? From a dodgy SLC knock off in China

The name of the ride also looks quite horrifying too.

 

[Rick]

The name of the ride also looks quite horrifying too.

Google Translate definitely involved.

After the 2008 Olympics the water park in the diving centre was temporarily named "Happy Super Magic Splash Cube Park" - but then was changed when someone presumably pointed out the insanity.

 

[JAperson]

This is either horrifying or if your @Jonathan it's 'cute'. Apparently it's a Giraffe.



RCDB:

Giraffe Forest Roller Coaster - AniPa (Akita, Akita, Japan)

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[Poisson]

The name of the ride also looks quite horrifying too.

Nah it's my new Discord name for TST

 

[Rick]

Oh deer. I assume this was a dragon at one time.

 

[rob666]

Looks like something out of a Queens of the Stone Age video.
No One Knows, weird deer and cracking riff.

 

[Zeock]

I'm shocked that Hundeprutterutchebane has not been mentioned before now.

Hundeprutterutchebane - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[MattyH]

Dog Fart isn't terrifying it's funny

 

[Zeock]

Dog Fart isn't terrifying it's funny

If you say so.

 

[jon81uk]

Having followed the above link to Wikpedia and onwards Bon-Bon land RCDB, I've found this quite terrifying sexy cow.

BonBon-Land (Holme-Olstrup, Sjælland, Denmark)

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[Jonathan]

Erm...Nice TITS?

 

[rob666]

Completely and udderly unacceptable on a kiddie ride...

 

[Skyscraper]

Completely and udderly unacceptable on a kiddie ride...

It's kidding us

 

[NuttySquirrel]

Having followed the above link to Wikpedia and onwards Bon-Bon land RCDB, I've found this quite terrifying sexy cow.

BonBon-Land (Holme-Olstrup, Sjælland, Denmark)

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Oh my.

Worse for me was the previous image of a vomiting rat. Disturbing and also completely inaccurate - rats have no gag reflex and cannot vomit (which is why rat poison is effective).

Can someone please explain to me why this place exists?