Not sure what to make of this...

[ScareAttractions]

Oh well, if I am wrong then I am wrong. I am not here to have an argument!

Enjoy building your scenery, but I doubt Hex needs any new scenery.

You'll find out in 2017 my mate.

 

[DiogoJ42]

How are you so sure about the light dust?

I mean i build the scenery for the attractions at Towers for a living so i'm pretty sure your light dust is inexistent.

I would assume that "light dust" refers to what is known as "cheam".

Sutton and cheam are the kinds of dirt into which all dirt is divided. 'Sutton' is the dark sort that always gets on to light-coloured things, 'cheam' the light-coloured sort that clings to dark items. Anyone who has ever found Marmite stains on a dress-shirt or seagull goo on a dinner jacket (a) knows all about sutton and cheam, and (b) is going to tome very curious dinner parties.

 

[AstroDan]

You'll find out in 2017 my mate.

Trust me, I will find out long before then my mate. Have a lovely jobely evening!

 

[ScareAttractions]

Trust me, I will find out long before then my mate. Have a lovely jobely evening!

I think you mean the word jubbly mate! Don't think you will my mate. It was a social experiment. So i don't think you'll be finding out much sooner.

 

[Rose Of Dawn]

Yeah, there's no way they'd be so stupid as to actually call a ride "The Return Of The Earl". It's clearly someone on the website team having a bit of a laugh

 

[DiogoJ42]

Ladies and gentlemen....





.... Closed season.

 

[ScareAttractions]

Yeah, there's no way they'd be so stupid as to actually call a ride "The Return Of The Earl". It's clearly someone on the website team having a bit of a laugh

You've hit the nail on the head there.

 

[rob666]

I smell jenkem...

 

[andeyhart]

This is an obvious, yet genuinely quite funny joke.

 

[Dar]

Regardless of what you've all seen, I can't say I'm impressed with the version I got! Although I'm sure the GP will lap it up!

 

[James]

Just a nice little joke by people working at Towers. It's been done before, it's been done now, and it will be done again. Certain people like doing little things like this aimed towards enthusiasts.

On a serious note however, I really wouldn't put it past Towers/Merlin to market Hex as 'new' for 2017, even if it's exactly the same with minimal change.

 

[AstroDan]

I have locked this topic, it's not really going anywhere and in any case, as has been stated, these are jokes by people with not a lot to do at Alton Towers.

Thank you all.