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Pet Hates

I have an alphabet grenade.

Have to be careful, because if that goes of. Could spell disaster.

I was at Anfield yesterday. As I am sure you are aware, any sort of venue where crowds gather, not really suited to anyone who is over the size of 6foot. Next to me, a South African man and his mate, who was tall. Obviously his legs simply do not fit. Lad in front had a moan. Arguments start, I interrupt.

Lads, I'm trying to watch a game of football. It's cramped. Can we all just get on with watching it. Arguments stop, lad I. Front turns to me.

"Bit of an over reaction, was only joking."

Red flag to bull moment, bloke next to me moves his legs to a very uncomfortable position. Me, feeling a bit narked off. "Don't worry about it lad, move ya legs back to where they are. He was only joking." Man in front shakes his head. In a moment out of character I swear at him under my breath. He turns, asks me to repeat what I said. At this point, I'm so annoyed I just looked at him dead eyed I repeated it again.

I'm not a confrontational man, this bloke clearly one of those blokes that think he can act hard enough that people will back down. Na, especially when you have a rubbish Henry Lloyd coat on, a bad hair cut that looks like a wig and a pair of slip ons ya feet. Just be polite and ask if he would mind moving his legs. No need to kick off.
 
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