7:00 - Alarm goes off. Snooze button pressed
7:10 - Alarm goes off. Snooze button pressed
7:20 - Alarm goes off. Snooze button pressed
REPEAT UNTIL 8:00
8:00 - Look at clock, curse loudly and roll out of bed
8:01 - Into bathroom, high speed morning routine
8:10 - Back to bedroom, first clothes to hand thrown on
8:11 - Run downstairs, kettle flicked on, mug on side, teabag in mug
8:15 - Tea made, fill mouth, burn self, curse loudly
8:16 - Down cold water to stop mouth burns hurting
8:17 - Look at clock, curse loudly
8:20 - Tea drunk, phone in pocket, wallet hunt begins
8:30 - Still no wallet. Curse loudly
8:33 - Wallet found. Goes in pocket
8:34 - Keys and batteries found. Go in pocket
8:35 - Get in car, look in rearview mirror, look fabulous, start driving
8:37 - Remember MAP is not in wallet. Turn around. Curse loudly
8:40 - Pass in wallet. Turn around, resume drive
8:50 - Reach Markeaton Roundabout in Derby. See big traffic jam. Curse loudly
9:30 - Arrive at Alton. Lock car, inform others of arrival
9:31 - Enter Monorail station. See queue. Curse loudly
9:45 - Arrive at Towers Street station. Go to turnstile queue.
9:46 - Reach turnstile. Realise pass is in wallet. Wallet is in car. Run back to Monorail. Curse loudly
10:00 - Finally enter theme park. Meet others. Apologise for lateness. Blame Merlin.
Yeah, I'm rarely on time...