Slackjawedyokel
TS Member
The world does not owe me or any other farmer a living. I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m better off planning early retirement than banging my head against the wall, and I’m advising my kids not to consider the industry.Literally every single zero hour worker in this country. Every Uber, Just Eat and Deliveroo driver. Every freelance creative, every teaching assistant picking up bar shifts on the weekend, every nurse working bank shifts just to cover their soaring energy bills....
Welcome to the realities of modern British capitalism.
I find it fascinating how we, as a society, readily romanticise agriculture while applying brutal, free market Darwinism to absolutely everyone else. If a high street shop, a local pub, or a regional theme park (to keep things somewhat on brand) fails to turn a profit, the prevailing economic wisdom is that they failed to adapt to the market. They're told to diversify, restructure, or close their doors.
When a minimum wage hospitality worker can't afford their rent, they are told by columnists in The Telegraph or talking heads on GB News to cancel their Netflix subscription, stop buying coffee, "upskill" and start a "side hustle."
Yet, when a land owning agricultural business struggles to turn a profit on its primary yield, the suggestion that they might need to leverage their massive, tangible, equity rich assets (perhaps by opening a farm shop, leasing land for solar / wind generation, or throwing up a few yurts for glamping) is somehow framed as a unique and tragic insult.
Farming is a business. A vital one, absolutely, and one which is already heavily subsidised by the taxpayer precisely because of its strategic national importance, but it's still a commercial enterprise. If the primary product of your business is no longer covering its operational costs, diversifying your revenue streams isn't some cruel, unusual punishment inflicted by a tyrannical state.
If only the precarious gig economy workers of this country had a few hundred acres of rolling countryside to "diversify" with when their primary income goes down the pan.
That’s not just me- it’s the same across the whole of the industry. The upshot of the “If you can’t stand the heat…” attitude is that we will produce very little food in the UK; that’s absolutely fine (imports are cheaper) until it isn’t.
Food production is no longer subsidised- as I’ve pointed out that budget has been moved from food to environment. I don’t think it’s ever been ‘heavily’ subsidised either. At 2.4bn, that’s less than a theme park visit per year for each of us. Compare that to the budget for Health which is somewhere near 200bn; also vital but I think £34 each for food security isn’t bad value for money.
The interesting thing will be what happens to that land in the future. The largest global asset management companies have expressed interest in increasing their UK land holdings but I doubt they will be interested in using it for farming unless and until they can make some real returns out of it in future.
