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Rowe's Europa Park Essay

Rowe

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Favourite Ride
Matterhorn Blitz (with an Aperol Spritz!)
Hello everybody!

Following tout de suite from Sam's cerebral review of Europa Park, here's my one I've salvaged from TTF for all your reading's worth! Though I would recommend getting yourself a cup of tea and some biscuits because this is gon' be looooong.

Now, I don’t tend to write trip reports for meets or general park visits except for the regular to occasional highlights/lowlights/mehlights/thank yous but in honour of my first international meet (alongside many others) and (what was my) my three year meet anniversary with TTF, I’ve decided to try this out.

Here’s also an obligatory heads up over the opinions in this report being expressed merely by me.

Right, let’s get started!


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31.3.12

Despite being a Southerner living within an hour and a half of Gatwick Airport, I alongside Dave (aka Cheese) and Magrathea dragged out of bed at 6am to get ready for the inevitable 11:55am flight to Basel Airport. I naturally gained the pre-holiday jitters involving the immortal words ‘have I forgotten something?’ and ‘have I packed too much?’ but thankfully there was none of the former although the latter, being overly prepared, was very true.

Courtesy of my Dad, we drove over to Gatwick Airport with time arrival at 9:30am and thus, quite unsurprisingly with TTF (;)), arrived earlier than the group that decided to stay at the nearby Travelodge. Following a fairly amusing hour wait for those dropping off hold luggage with EasyJet, we then endured the meticulous and annoying Security before being released into the haven that is duty free! We didn’t exactly spend time pre-flight browsing much to my own dismay since we didn’t have long but the late breakfast was worth it considering we wouldn’t eat again until much later.

Soon enough we were on the plane waiting for the Stealth like takeoff, after tentatively waiting by the departure board and blocking the walkway as that’s what we do best, and eventually ended up in the air somewhere over Europe. Despite a fairly dull flight, we managed to entertain ourselves and came across at least two adverts for Europa and Wodan in the generic magazine on the plane, appearing a while later at Basel Airport in Switzerland around 1pm.

From there on, we took a bus and two trains to Strasbourg. Now firstly we were lucky with the bus as it was literally on the doorstep of the Airport but the trains we endured a fairly long wait for each. Again, we managed to entertain ourselves at St Louis and the other station in the lovely weather due to the long station platforms and vending machines but unfortunately we went nowhere near Europa so the game of Spot Silvia immediately failed.

We soon arrived at the gorgeous station in the equally gorgeous city of Strasbourg, where we met Pierre (aka Pedro) with those who travelled via Eurostar and car, where I couldn’t really stop looking at the architecture as I’m a bit of a fangirl for that kind of thing.
Sadly the dreams of a lovely yet affordable hotel in this lovely city were crushed the moment we stepped into the Etap opposite the station which had a very basic interior. According to AstroDan, the last time TTF had stayed there was in 2007 and since then had barely been improved in standards which didn’t feel or look surprising in any way. From check in, Jordan, Dave and I made our way up the lift (cue Sub Terra jokes) to our room on floor 1. Stepping onto that floor is where the decor quickly went from bad to terrible and it really did show in our room which wasn’t incredibly well kept with a quarter of the ceiling gone. The double bed was uncomfortable for the most part (As Dave Whitehurst said a few months back, it’s like sleeping on a morgue slab) with a leaking shower, limited power sockets and only two hand/body towels we had to share between 3 people. Thankfully Jordan and I were already prepared with our own towels so Dave’s minor panic there was over quickly.

After getting a bit of rest as well as getting used to the ugly room, we soon departed to meet the gradually growing group outside the Etap and eventually left to begin a long walk through Strasbourg’s city centre criss crossing the Ill River. Whilst it was very lovely getting to sight see whilst we had the time and seeing the famed Cathedral in all its glory, I did admittedly get quite impatient from the walking and lack of food had since Gatwick. Thankfully we soon arrived at Le Brasseur where the Strasbourg fun knocked down several pegs.

Le Brasseur was... interesting, to say the least. The restaurant was essentially an all you can eat tart flambee and all you can drink homebrewed beer and cola for 15 Euros so about £5/6 more than Explorers Pizza and Pasta.
The delivery of the unlimited tart flambee and drinks was originally incredibly slow which frustrated the group massively due to the amount paid but since we visited on a Saturday evening and when the loud Stag dos were lingering around, it was bound to be a very busy night. Thankfully this only happened for the first hour and a half and the delivery eventually sped up with tart flambees, one made especially for meet vegetarian Magrathea, arriving every 10 minutes and quickly disappeared in less than 10 seconds flat! :p
The tart flambees themselves were gorgeous and I could’ve eaten them all night if possible due to their lightweight structure but I wouldn’t say they were good value for money. The beer meanwhile... Urgh... Absolutely horrid, tried at least one cup of it and I just went ‘do not want’ and that must’ve applied to many others who decided to drink it anyway. The cola was just nice in general though I’ve no idea if that was also homemade or from the tap, nonetheless towards the end of the evening we got handed a bottle of Coca Cola presumably because they ran out!

After watching TTF spiral into madness and merriment via the means of beer and a live band in a way I’ve never seen it happen, Dave and I decided to leave for sleep back at the Etap. The Strasbourg tramway was far too much fun to travel on and was far easier than walking back the way we came in a confused stumble.

1.4.12

After sleeping fairly comfortably, we got ready for breakfast and spending the next few hours travelling from Strasbourg to Europa Park. For breakfast the group split between the very close McDonalds and a regular French cafe, the McDonalds of which had a very different diluted menu to ours in Britain (which didn’t have my favourite pancakes, boo) but had the addition of a lovely chic and professional McCafe that offered simple pastry meal deals less than 3 Euros, I kid you not.

Then making our way over to Strasbourg station we boarded the train to Offenburg and, crossing the Franco-German border in the process, soon ended up in Ringsheim where Spot Silvia truly took place alongside the rest of the park skyline. Getting the shuttle emblazoned with EuroMaus and co, we arrived outside the hotels at Europa and made our way to Hotel Colosseo.

Now, Hotel Colosseo... I LOVE IT. I literally had a fangirl squee in the reception and we weren’t even on park yet! It’s just so pretty, clean and shiny. After taking a look at the shop, varying information and Roland’s photo wall, we eventually sorted our tickets (I got a rare 4 day ticket thanks to Astro), put our luggage in the drop off room and made our way to the main park entrance. It was a strange experience to be walking on a right driving road as well as passing Wodan, Blue Fire, the EuroMaus statue and the right side of the park. Silver Star wasn’t exactly hard to spot in the distance either and, by fantastic timing, a train passed right by us on the famed ski turns as we walked to the entrance.

The entrance was very impressive and grand, though I had no doubt it wouldn’t be, alongside the very unsurprising but also impressive water fountains. Going through, I found myself on the standard but well themed traditional German main street which didn’t have any kind of outstanding attraction standing at the bottom, making Europa suddenly seem mysterious as to content. There’s nothing of note I can really say here except for the massive shop, the two sections of the Berlin wall and the Von Roll Monorail station. Admittedly I did get bored in the time that we waited for those getting an Annual Pass but Dave’s ear to ear grin whilst holding his new shiny plastic card made the faff worth it. We began our walk to EuroSat and had another well timed moment on the way. This time with the Parade in the France area and, to say the least, it was the weirdest thing finally hearing ‘What a Feeling!’ and seeing the floats in person. Then again actually being at Europa Park for the first time was weird anyway but I digress.

Now, EuroSat... I was quite nervous whilst queueing, which only took about 20 minutes, due to being told the ride was rough beforehand but equally excited for it being my first coaster credit at Europa. Though guess what? I ended up loving it. The build up with the space theming, music and lift hill just led to a very fun and unpredictable ride. It was rough but, I don’t know, it was just the kind of intense I could take. I would say it’s my third favourite coaster at Europa in honesty!

Moving onto Silver Star next door, I queued for a fair while with Dave and Sam93 in the front row as a first time rider and revelled in the amazing ‘Ride On!’ song that played in the background. Much like Big One at Blackpool, I wasn’t particularly intimidated by the size at ground level but, unlike Big One at Blackpool, I found myself slightly scared at being initially over 200 feet in the air with just the car park underneath. Then came wonderful airtime with arms up on beautiful curvaceous Sylvia! Though I wouldn’t say Sylvia’s my second or first favourite coaster at Europa, as much as I enjoyed the ride.

Then we went to Poseidon which I think is one of the best themed rides on Resort, especially when you look at the level of detail in the queueline and the ride itself (bar the coaster sections), it was fun and I re-rode it once or twice after on the sosche but aside from theming and the amazing splash at the end it was nothing special.
Fluch Der Kassandra... Hmm... Admittedly I’m not interested by it or find it to be particularly noteworthy. It’s mainly because I don’t know what’s going on due to the use of German and there doesn’t seem to be a story like on Hex, Villa Volta and heck even The Haunting. The ride itself was fine, I don’t have any problems with it and the case of good parking.

Then we left and passed BENCH.

Then we did EuroMir. This particular rollercoaster I anticipated most out of all the others purely for the rave-esque track, the long lift hill and spinning that it’s so renowned for. Oh and dancing with Sam93, something long promised by us :p It was a good ride, certainly, but I wouldn’t rate it too highly because the concept doesn’t really work. I mean I love the lift hill and music but the spinning makes the whole package more novelty like than it should be.

Quickly visiting the busy Milka shop, which was a haven for chocolate lovers and those too impatient to wait for dinner (like me), we then met up with roadtrippers Islander, Sam and John to do our second dark ride of the day: Piraten In Batavia.

Now Piraten In Batavia I have to say, despite being a blatant Disney Carribean rip-off and being in the same ghetto framework as Adventure at Drayton Manor, I loved this dark ride the most. The theming was gorgeous and incredibly well done with a great soundtrack, whilst the animatronics showed their age, with the ride itself being a 10/15 minute relaxing meander. It saddens me that I only got to ride it the once during the entire trip.

Strolling into the tiny space that is Scandinavia, we came across the infamous Vineta and Fjord River Rafting.
There’s genuinely not a lot I can say about Vineta except it’s a bit Villa Volta like... In that nothing really happened... And that I like the music... In that nothing happened there as well. And the award for ‘First Bored Barnes Say’ went to Astro.
Fjord River Rafting; what a seat chucker of a rapids ride that was! Thankfully I didn’t get too wet, Congo River Rapids did that the week before, but it hurt to shift as much as it did on Legoland’s Viking River Splash where I actually fell off the seats.

Coming into the final hour of park time, we finally came into Iceland to meet Blue Fire and Wodan. Both next to each other looked simply stunning and hand in hand intimidating.

Blue Fire... Initially I was nervous upon glancing at the lapbar restraints, the inversions and the launch, due to the British way of dealing with things being OTSRs and shaky un-maintained trains. But of course, this being a Mack creation, I was going to be proved completely wrong... “Soooorry we have a problem!”... In which I was and I totally loved it! Blue Fire was just sublime, it’s my top favourite at Europa and definitely one of my favourites of all times, with the experience being one of the best I’ve had on a rollercoaster. The restraints are well thought out and I love the little touch with the pulse counter. The music worked so well too and I wish it was played a teeny bit louder in places. One of my only gripes with the ride is merely the screens indoors just being the ‘Cool seats!’ advert and information on batching, there’s a potential for explaining the ride ‘story’ a bit more in my opinion.

And finally, our last ride of the day, Wodan. Initially as well I was nervous purely because I had a fair few bad experiences with wooden rollercoasters in Britain (Yes, Blackpool, I’m looking at you) being so rough they’ve caused me pain.
Now the entrance to the Viking area needs to be seen to be believed, I don’t think there’s any entrance quite like it except for what used to be Duelling Dragons at Islands of Adventure; it’s towering and intimidating but oh so mysterious as to what’s inside with the added mist. Then at the top of Wodan’s entrance is a well timed Viking animatronic whom announces something of some sort. Moving on with the theming, there are a little bits and pieces lurking in the outdoor sections including the wonderful Hel statue (whom we sadly didn’t get to queue around) and themed boards asking questions about Norse/Anglo Saxon mythology. Now indoor theming, possibly some of the best I’ve seen from the little touches with glass and markings on the walls to the full blown statues to the projection mapping at the end. They have really done their research into the mythology so it greatly amuses me whenever somebody says the name was lazy ;) The music I absolutely adore and I can’t wait for it all to be released, it has to be my favourite soundtrack on park.
Finally in the station, Dave and I secured the second to front row whilst, in a twist of irony the Disney fanboys who has bemoaned the park not quite beating Disney standards, Chris and Joelio ended up in front row. From there on I can easily say I was not disappointed by Wodan as a rollercoaster and large scale investment by Mack. It was thrilling, fun and has so much going on that even I don’t expect it after riding it at least 5/6 times over the course of the trip!

After a wonderful first (half) day on park, we left via Spain to Hotel Colosseo to rest and get changed for the Silver Lake Saloon booking at 8:30pm.
Our room in the Hotel Colosseo was gorgeous and it put the entirety of the Alton Towers Hotel to shame. It was spacious with a view of the fountains, well detailed and comfortable. My main gripe with the room though, and I think this applied to everybody, that we only had one pillow each that most of the time was just filled with air. Briefly socialising via mini window balcony up to Astro and co who were right above us, we soon left the Hotel Colosseo for the 15 minute Monorail wait that would take us to the other side of the Resort where Tipidorf sits.

Getting a panorama view of the park and soon passing the dormant but lovely lit Sylvia, we arrived if a tad late at Silver Lake Saloon. It’ll always entertain me how Europe is in the name of Europa and there’s American Old West themed accommodation as well as the New England 4 star superior hotel, Bell Rock. Anyhow, I liked the Saloon, it had a busy but entertaining atmosphere with friendly staff, good food and entertainment whom we just cheered on to do Country Roads and, what seemed to be a running theme this meet, Proud Mary.
Afterwards, the majority of us decided to walk anti clockwise around the Resort back up to the main hotels for a visit alongside the wonderful walls of the Mack family and rounded off with a trip into the bar at the top of the Hotel Colosseo.

Eventually out of tiredness, if ever a word existed, Dave and I decided to return to the Colosseo room for much needed sleep and Blue Fire ERT the next morning.
 
2.4.12

Getting up fairly early for breakfast within the 8th hour, with the Colosseo breakfast being wonderfully sumptuous, the majority of the Colosseo group and I went to get ERT on Blue Fire via the Spain entrance around 9am.

Unfortunately much like in England Blue Fire refused to work under the degrees set (I forget if it was -5 or 5) and so we were left standing in a long queue at the entrance tentatively waiting for the trademark launch alarm. Although we didn’t get on the ride for ERT itself, I think, we did get to see Blue Fire roll back twice on the first helix and my goodness was the ride so slow on the launch.
Not so much giving up on the concept of ERT, we then moved onto Atlantica Super Splash which I wasn’t entirely sure about riding when it was quite cold that morning and wearing summer attire. Thankfully, unlike another water based attraction at Europa, we didn’t get too wet... Well I didn’t but I think a fair few did :p Again, like Poseidon, I was impressed by the theming and loved the collapsed ship over the bunny hop at the end. Gorgeous!

By the time we did hot sweet Portuguese ASS, Blue Fire had warmed up considerably for our riding and we made our way back into Iceland whilst admiring (closed ‘til 11am) Wodan from a distance. Now, Blue Fire in the morning... Whew! Really. You can forget about brushing your teeth and ventilating your hair with a dryer, Blue Fire does that ALL for you in the morning thanks to the cold: The world’s first health and beauty rollercoaster! Not quite spa material but it could happen.

The group then splintered off for a bit with some of us going on to do Silverstone Piste where you can imagine the Mandy jokes kicked in. It’s a fun little ride, one of the eldest according to Astro, and rather kitsch in design with a very awesome way of speeding on the track. I would put it as a must do ride in honesty.

Next up we went to Italy for Geisterschloss or, how my Berkshire dialect pronounces it, Geisterslosh where we reconvened with the group. Now... Hmm... I don’t know what to make of Geist. It’s an enjoyable ride, a blatant rip off of Phantom Manor/Haunted Mansion with a great soundtrack, and it caught me out with a handful of scares but I don’t rate it that highly like Kassandra.
Afterwards... VOGEL SCHAU. Now, this is a gem of a show that you can’t miss out on. Although a certain Samuel Gregory hyped it up for me and Dave, I ended up really enjoying it because of the Ghetto niche and ridiculous nature. It’s something I’d only do once per visit like every other show too.
Volo Da Vinci was next, one that I had seen the hilarious advert for many times (And just watched), which is another must do ride because of the lovely views and the extra exercise you get when you pedal. The models of the various contraptions created by Leonardo were lovely too which Astro insisted on pressing the buttons for with his hip!
Finally we did Piccolo Mondo, better than Nemesis, which was cute with the lingering tune of the original Ciao Bambini in the background. Not something I would do multiple times in one visit as one is enough but it’s worth a go... Especially if it’s raining.

Soon splintering off again for lunch, the majority did the simply fun FoodLoop. Now I love FoodLoop dearly but I hope to some deity it’s never snapped up by Britain because there’s no way we’d maintain it and throughput would be dire.
The seating and cards you get given are very smart, the system is simple and you get to see your food being delivered via the track. I heard a few ‘horror’ stories about the quality of the food after TTF last went into FoodLoop but in honesty I found my Spaghetti Carbonara to be well priced, sized and very tasty. There wasn’t an awful lot of choice to be honest but I would certainly go back next time!
Although our table didn’t have much going on, the other did where various TTFers decided to berate AlexT by ordering him souvenirs (Blue Fire truck, Euromaus toy, pasta) and eventually came over to our table in Magrathea form and attempted to order me an apple. He got the wrong seat so it went to dear Truefitt instead. FAIL.

We then reconvened outside Fjord River Rafting but rather than risking getting wet I decided to go off and find myself a little dessert to finish the meal at FoodLoop off. Now... You should NEVER let a Europa newbie go off by themselves from one side of the park to the other. That’s what happened to me. I got myself slightly lost around Switzerland in the hopes of finding a sweet food stall but thankfully came across Dom, Craig and Aly who said to meet at the Spanish Arena. I eventually found a Berliner and found my way to the Spanish Arena (via the then slightly spoiled Enchanted Forest area) where I was met with slow clapping.

Just making the gate entrance for the Spanish Arena, we came across the famed Charlie Chaplin whom was absolutely hilarious to watch! He was the highlight of the show... as the warm up act! The show itself I was impressed by, just about got the jist of the story being about the Three Musketeers, but being English first and foremost the German language went over my head. Admittedly d’Artagnan’s ‘Mum’ was wonderfully funny with the horse riding choreography also stunning to watch.

A second ride on ASS and first ride of the day for Wodan later, we went to meet Frau Holle in the Enchanted Forest. Not much I can say about Frau Holle admittedly aside from that she is a very special woman to us TTFers :p
Now my mind fails with recalling the few hours left at Europa (if somebody could help me out with recalling details then that would be great) other than Diogo, Hils, Dave and I decided to go have EuroSat as our final ride of the day whilst the rest of the group went on to do Blue Fire perhaps. What made this ride very special for Dave and me, since a woman decided to cut in front of us when Diogo and Hils got on, was we had the lights on! Lift hill, all the same in darkness, but the entire ride after that the lights just switched on and made a wonderfully surreal experience.

We didn’t have enough time to go on anything else (literally 5 minutes left) so we decided to visit the big shop at the entrance. Spending at least half an hour in there browsing, ‘ooo’ and ‘aah’ing at all the potential merchandise I could buy which I didn’t decide on until the last day, we bolted for the Monorail so we could get back to the Resort hotels.

After a bit of relaxing, we got ready to go out again for dinner in Rust. It was nice to take a walk through the village and see the Resort outside the boundaries. It was strange to see the varying EuroMaus caricatures on homes and guesthouses especially too though passing Schloss Balthazar was rather gorgeous.

The place we went to was a lovely pizzeria, Apres-Park, just around the corner from Europa’s main entrance. It was very loud thanks to us and rather squished for space on our table but nonetheless had a lovely chat with several other members including Pierre/Pedro and got to see old Europa Park posters. The pizza was alright and nothing greatly special though the lack of Dominos esque BBQ on the slightly confusing menu saddened me. I would’ve had pasta but FoodLoop spaghetti already took that lot of carbs.

Dave and I, if many of you hadn’t noticed, were close to nodding off and so pretty much wanted to leave afterwards though money faff took up a fair bit of time. Though just before we left, a few of us (I recall Sam) were asked by two blokes in fairly British wear if we were, er, British and there for the theme park. Answering yes, they revealed themselves to work at the park. I kind of wish we did a John Drake and said that we were from the internets but ah well, slightly boring anecdote over.

[Note: I recall doing Bobbahn sometime during the day but I fail to remember where exactly]

3.4.12

After deciding on Andaluz for breakfast and instead of running off to Blue Fire this particular morning, today was decided to be a quieter, smaller ride and attraction focus day.

The first ride of the day went to Schweitzer Bobbahn... I think. It’s a ride that I really don’t hold that much of an opinion, much like Avalanche at Blackpool; it doesn’t do much for me. Though I do admire the break run being longer and far more exciting than the ride itself! ;)
Then there was Matterhorn Blitz, the long awaited Mack Wild Mouse, which was so boring that I still preferred Rattlesnake at Chessington. It literally does nothing of significance except for the gorgeous lift and catchy music and a great photo opportunity by us here.
Finally we did the Jungfrau Flyers in the Switzerland area. Best flat ride at Europa to be honest and it’s rather intense too.

Next up was Universe of Energy which, funnily enough, has nothing to do with energy like Gazprom and is essentially a dinosaur filled dark ride with an Omnimover system. It was impressive for what looked to be one of the park’s elder attractions but a shame there was no queue or demand to ride it that day by any other visitors. Then again it was like that throughout our visit so it wasn’t entirely unusual or sad.

Pegasus; A very good family coaster but nothing too special and thought it to be slightly out of place in the corner between Greece and France albeit good theming for what was there. The animatronics were humorously lacking in movement alongside a storyline if there is actually one.
Keeping in Greece, we went to do Poseidon again and then the Atlantis Adventure.
Now in honesty, I found the Atlantis Adventure to be absolutely adorable due to its kitsch nature with the basic effects. There probably was a storyline but we didn’t get that much of a look through the queueline as it was virtually walk on. It did disappoint me that it was a shooter too but it was a mixed blessing in that I could spin around the car which didn’t impress Dave :p

After a quick ride on Sat and perhaps first ride on Bobbahn (Memory, Y U NO RECALL?), we set off for “Surpr’Ice at the Museum” with a crude yet hilarious warm up act who, like in Spain, stole the entire show before it even started. Then again the entire introduction to the show with the screens and Roland Mack’s IAAPA President induction was utterly hilarious. The show itself... It didn’t really have one but then again, it IS an ice show! So yeah everything but the largely absent story was impressive.

Then we all split off for lunch. Mark, Dave and I decided to check out the Asian restaurant over in Holland. Now the meals there were a tad pricey but I would say, out of quality and quantity, you get your money’s worth. I can’t remember precisely what I had except that it had rice and banana in it and was slightly spicy, the food is definitely worth a try though I didn’t get to eat all of mine. The eating area indoors is gorgeous as it ties in with the end of Piraten and the stage used for another themed show that we didn’t get to see this visit.

After that we had just enough time to get over to Italy for the Luminocity show where almost everybody was already! Thankfully we didn’t get slow clapped, John did instead. Now... Luminocity... I don’t like it. I understand from many others who visited last year that the show was good but as a first timer seeing this show I was greatly disappointed by the lack of acts or interesting material that wasn’t dance focused or acrobatics. I would put it down as a non-suggest worthy show because it was that abysmal (Or maybe that much of an atrocity?).

Moving on, we did the smaller and elder rides in the space behind Italy and France. I only did 3 out of 4 as all of them, bar the creepy Circus, were a bit same-y. I can’t give an opinion of them in honesty because they just soaked time and didn’t greatly appeal to me.

What made this worth the time was Joelio and Beaumont introducing me to the utterly amazing chocolate covered marshmallow waffle concoctions for 60 cents at the Italy sweet shop place. I wish I could stock up on them and take them home with me. TRY THEM.

We then did Geisterschloss alongside Silvia, I think, and moved onwards to the 4D show near Sat. Now... Hm... I don’t greatly care for these shows but I would say that despite my lack of fluency in German that I enjoyed Balthazar more than I did of Pirates 4D and Ice Age 4D. It had a certain charm due to the involvement by Mack Media *stands up and claps* and the family themselves with the history of EuroMaus under their belt. Don’t forget the SCORPIONEN! Zzzss.

Next was Children’s World... i.e. TowersTimes Happy Slide Land. My goodness, the slides there are genuinely insane and it’s weird to imagine them now without recalling the old slide set at a local leisure centre in Reading that Mark pointed out to me. I might put all the slide videos into one barely edited video if anybody’s interested (and I don’t mean the second meet video I did!) because the sound effects and members falling over is hilarious enough!

Starting to get a little rainy, we did the Dino Merry Go Round (“I LOVE MY LIFE!” I quote Astro) and moved onto England where Crazy “Taxi? Taxi? TAXIIIII!”, London Bus “Does this go to Tottenham Court Road, love?” and the ridiculous Queen’s Diamond one player game ensued. A bit of a shame that Europa has an arcade literally filled with games rather than another quintessential British ride.
After that we went to the Arena of Football which honestly didn’t take my interest but watching Joelio pummel in a poor defenceless child in the dodgems was amusing enough alongside seeing the Roland Mack stadium model!

Next we did the other long awaited attraction that everybody seems to adore: BENCH! Or rather Schneeflocken to those who don’t like to use BENCH quite so much as others. It’s cute for what it is but there’s nothing of note although the music is fairly catchy on a Blitz extent.
Checking out the rather cool Space Station, we then did EuroMir... In the rain... Ow. And it had to be the one time Beaumont and I sit together too for the lifthill rave, tut :p

Historama was next, one attraction I had been waiting to visit for quite some time! The museum in the ‘queue’ was wonderful and the amount of models made for the park and Resort was near ridiculous. That was only the start of Mack’s “Look at us! WE’RE AWESOME!” flaunt. The show merely continued it at a ridiculous pace by having multiple screens with multiple characters talking in German about how amazing Mack Rides are too! It was absurd and made little sense to me otherwise but I would happily watch through it again and have a proper look at the museum pieces to be honest!

We then went on to the Enchanted Forest. Now I love this area, it’s so well done and I can’t believe how well it’s melded in when it was only opened last year. It’s adorable to be honest so hoping in August we get a proper look at the little fairy tale attractions there.
The Grimm Library attraction I loved because of the video screen effect they have going on as part of the storyline although we were all squished in with only a few visitors (i.e. children) of that target market being in there with us! The video we saw was impressive, LOL Astro the magician and Rob the giant.

Another go with Frau Holle fluffing her dirty pillows at us later, we moved onto Scandinavia briefly for a bit of Vindjammer.
Vindjammer is a good ride, worth a go, but in honesty it doesn’t have that much power put into it and didn’t deliver that many thrills. The ride host whom we christened Catherine Tate looked absolutely bored out of her mind but we made our own fun by, as ever on pirate ship rides, yelling whenever the ship went either side.
I can’t help but think we did a bit of ASS around this time either.

Our final rides of the day consisted of Blue Fire and Wodan. However with Wodan, this became an incredibly special time for us as we spotted two very important people in the station just hanging out and these two people were Michael Mack and Miro Gronau. And not just that... On our final ride of Wodan, we had the literal blitz und donner on the lift hill! It was damn ecstatic and added an ‘Oh shiz’ atmosphere to the ride which in a weird way made it one of the most exciting rides I’ve had on it so far.

It wasn’t until we left the Iceland area to get back to Colosseo that it started raining horrifically. We had to cut through Andaluz so the rain didn’t soak us further although that slightly failed and was rather pointless thinking about it! Anyhow, once we all had returned to our rooms, we ended up having a powercut due to the lightning and so pretty much wondered what was going to happen next.

Well nothing much aside from the lights coming back on and our getting ready for the Colosseo buffet. Group photo taken by a randomer in the hotel, we went on to have the strangest service I’ve probably had on Resort because of a either fussy/rude or dry humoured waitress. Like with any buffet, I was sceptical as to the quality of the food and the choice though it wasn’t all that bad for 23 Euros. A bit too pricy for my liking as I was being a slight fusspot over what to eat but it all got better once I discovered the desserts!

After that me and Dave went to visit the other hotels, especially Alcazar’s Buena Vista bar as neither of us had ever been near it, before going off to bed :p
 
4.4.12

With a slightly soggy last day ahead at Europa, we began as a fairly medium sized group at Blue Fire managing maybe two re-rides before I splintered with Dave, Mark and John for Mir and various other rides we hadn’t given much attention to over the last few days. Due to my bag breaking on the way into the park, I had to get myself a new one (Blue Fire, of course :p) and came across one little bit of Wodan merchandise in the shape of a necklace, both of which are now fondly used by me!

After Mir was done, we moved onto the England area where Dave and I decided to try and find the Sherlock Holmes bar (which wasn’t that interesting) whilst Mark and John went on Silverstone Piste. Admittedly I didn’t have that much for breakfast so I decided to spend a part of what remained in my purse on weirdly shaped donuts covered with a generic bottled strawberry sauce. Quality indeed! :p

EuroTower next, as we hadn’t done that so far on the visit, which was really quite relaxing. Seeing Europa from the sky was gorgeous to say the least, what with the many tin sheds that hid behind the lovely facades, alongside citing where the touted 2014 dark ride will step in.

Moving onwards, we decided to visit the big shop near the entrance and after much deciding, I concluded in buying at least two tops and a mug. It disappointed me that they had no Blue Fire wear for women or anything with Sat or Wodan in particular. Maybe they’ll have new clothes merch in the Summer or Winter or I could just buy myself a male’s Blue Fire t-shirt next time!
We came across Lewis at the same time and thus he became a part of our group as we went on to do Geisterschloss and Piccolo Mondo. Dave declined the idea of Mondo and went back to the shop to actually get to a decision about what he wanted as merch.

After getting Dave back, we went on to get a budget meal at The Three Piglets which was Europa’s idea of a fast food restaurant with a very confusing queueline and met up with a fair few other members on their way to Adventure Land. I only got a generic cheeseburger which filled the stomach at least but wasn’t anything great in comparison to the other meals had at Europa so far!

We then hurried over to Adventure Land to meet up with the rest of the group to do the ghetto and racially behind the times Jungle Rafts from the evidently late 1970s. Upon thinking back, it was a good ride and I was perhaps a bit hasty on judgement beforehand considering the amount of amusement we had from the ducks randomly boarding our boat like a bus. Shame we didn’t hear the Africa Awia theme but the weather didn’t exactly suit that so eh.

Finally came up our meeting with Miro who took us backstage behind Holland, Scandinavia and Iceland. Miro was absolutely wonderful showing us about and getting us up so close to Blue Fire and Wodan, “Nope, no magic here!”, including getting us into the Wodan extension queue to see the beauty that is the Hel animatronic and other special effects with the fire on water. There isn’t an awful lot else I can say about going backstage except that we saw a lot of buildings. Yep.

After Miro left us to get on with the rest of his normal duties by Wodan, I believe we went on to do Poseidon (Well a group did, I didn’t especially bother), Kassandra and then EuroSat in which a fair few of us thanks to a Mr Barnwell got a direct re-ride! Another ride on Silvia later, a handful of us saw the 4D show again (I did to get out of the sodding rain) and thus much SCORPIONEN happened!

Then after that, we moved for the last time onto the Scandinavia area for Fjord and Iceland for final rides on Blue Fire and Wodan. It was easier tearing me away from both those gorgeous rides than I thought it would be but I still miss them nonetheless.

Returning to the hotels to get ready for dinner again, I decided on a whim to make a fairly random trip to the Lidl round the back of the Hotel Colosseo with James who agreed to come with me. So far as I know, no TTFers have actually visited the famed Lidl but the journey (through Roland’s herb garden and slipping down the side of the motorway verge) to actually being there was surreal. It was worth the trip entirely to be honest! We returned back to Colosseo via the bridge to Bell Rock, which we should’ve done in the first place as we didn’t realise it was actually open, and dinner in Andaluz called.

Now Andaluz’ restaurant that connects to the Spain area, Don Quichotte, was pretty damn expensive but for what we got was justified however I wouldn’t especially eat there again unless I was willing to burn a hole in my pocket. I essentially had a plate of Tapas and pesto covered gnocchi with some permitting mussels from Astro’s giant pan of seafood and whatnot that even he couldn’t finish!

After that we decided to go up to Buena Vista for a few drinks and relaxation before the other group who went to Apres Park again joined us. I didn’t stay long, despite wanting a Europa cocktail and instead foolishly getting a shot of pure fruit flavoured vodka, as the ridiculously early wake up demanded I wash my hair the night before and I made my own way back to Colosseo after wishing everyone a, ‘had a good time and see you soon’ spiel with the added ‘don’t die’ at the end for anybody roadtripping after WoodieSosche.

5.4.12

Waking up around 3:30am in the morning, I could easily say the majority of us weren’t in the happiest mood for getting a shuttle back to Basel airport for our flight sometime around 7am.
Checking that we had everything and James had moved his lazy exterior out of bed, we left Dave to sleep in the Colosseo room and made our way down to the shuttle where we got handed genuine lunch boxes by the staff since we weren’t getting breakfast there.

It was sad having to pull ourselves away from such a wonderful number of days away, especially so early, but we managed to keep a positive outlook the entire journey back despite almost everybody nodding off. There was a bit of panic at Basel Airport when Lewis mistook the location of his passport but thankfully it was found in his suitcase so he didn’t have to stay another day in Europe without us.

Soon enough we were at the gate for the flight, on the flight, no longer on the flight and back on English soil at Gatwick. It was strange to be back in England after those few days when we were getting used to the German and French language on signs and their spiel, even weirder when it came to buying a train ticket back home from a ticket machine that actually spoke English.

Still, much like leaving the park, it was a shame to leave the group for the train as it truly meant the wonderful holiday was over and we had to go back to reality...

Epilogue

(Couldn’t think of a better word, sorry)

I’m going to quote what Sam once said to me: “Europa Park is a one tier park”

That, in honesty, is true. I thoroughly enjoyed the Resort; I believe it to be possibly one of the best theme parks I’ve ever visited and what made it even better was that I visited with you all rather than with family or another set of friends who weren’t so interested. I don’t doubt that if I ever visit Europa without TTF that I wouldn’t have a fun time but having a fantastic laugh whilst getting to know a new place with you all wouldn’t have been the same. I really can’t wait for Summer Sun, as much as finance budges to disagree, and for it all to happen again at such a charming park.

So in conclusion thank you everybody who came to WoodieSosche and contributing in making it such a memorable meet!

:D
 
Amazing essay, bringing back all the wonderful memories... Thankyou very much! :)

Not sure what else to say to be honest,

Not long till summer sun I suppose!
 
To be honest this'll be the only theme park essay I'll ever do... Well, I say that because I do not want to go through the hassle of writing another for Summer Sun and video editing simultaneously! :p

Nonetheless I'm feeling rather impatient in terms of getting back to Europa, a 60 cent treat and a bit of Euro Sat wouldn't go amiss!
 
Fredward said:
Indeed, need to try one of those treats... They sound amazing...

If it's the treats I'm thinking of, marshmallow between 2 wafers with some chocolate involved, then yes you do need to try one. I'd go so far as to say that a trip to EP isn't worth it without trying one! :p
They are AMAZING!
 
Dar said:
Fredward said:
Indeed, need to try one of those treats... They sound amazing...

If it's the treats I'm thinking of, marshmallow between 2 wafers with some chocolate involved, then yes you do need to try one. I'd go so far as to say that a trip to EP isn't worth it without trying one! :p
They are AMAZING!

Thats all I go to EP for these days, om nom nom!
 
I prefer €1.50 bags of Magenbrot, from the kiosk in the Fjord Rafting queue!

"Please. Don't smoke here!"

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AstroDan said:
I prefer €1.50 bags of Magenbrot, from the kiosk in the Fjord Rafting queue!

"Please. Don't smoke here!"

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Oooh gosh, that's where the Magenbrot was! I was hunting for them the entire time but ended up saddled with candied nuts instead! Must buy a pack next time alongside N 60 cent treats where N is a positive integer!
 
They sell Magenbrot in the Hot Portugese ASS shop too :) <3 Magenbrot

Great report Rowe :)
 
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