"Lonely Disney fan steals small child in attempt to gain access to the forbidden Disney 'parent and child only' World. Here's what one woman, who claims to have started the debate which is now largely credited as being the beginning of the end of the (disney) world, has to say : "That I did not expect, I only wanted my precious prince(ss) to skip Infront of the slutty short wearing slut. I never judge people but that slut was causing my precious darlings eyes to be glued to their jiggling rear. God I'm so oppressed". The woman has now been in Disney for three months, as part of the agreement to remove disgusting singles and barren women and their vile partners was that she must live in Disney World until her youngest child is 18, at which point she will be cast down, like eve from Eden. More on this coming soon"
I might have gotten carried away.