Surreal news articles

[RoyJess]

Mum addicted to eating baby powder says 15-year habit has cost her £8,000

Why on earth would anyone want to eat Talc? Can't be good for you.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/06/mum-...powder-says-15-year-habit-cost-8000-12010087/

 

[rob666]

Pica is an interesting topic.
Wallpaper eating is quite common, and soil.
Whatever floats ones boat I suppose.
Edit...talc is perfumed clay and corn starch...clay is commonly eaten by pica people.
...corners of pages being eaten is quite common to.
Can't do that with an e book.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Yes, exactly. You don't grab gulls... gulls grab you.

 

[Alsty]

Researchers found the best way to stop seagulls attacking you is to stare at them.

Also people should learn to hold their chips closer to their body so the birds can't swoop in from the side. These are basics and anyone who lives in a coastal town should know this.

 

[Jonathan]

Researchers found the best way to stop seagulls attacking you is to stare at them.

Also people should learn to hold their chips closer to their body so the birds can't swoop in from the side. These are basics and anyone who lives in a coastal town should know this.

Whenever we were in St Ives in Cornwall (lived there for five years and love going back there), we found standing or sitting close to a wall to be a pretty effective way of stopping seagulls from nicking our food. Noisy, irritating little shits.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Or maybe just resist the urge to constantly stuff Greggs stuff in your stuffhole? I've never had any trouble with gulls. Quite like 'em, actually.

 

[Jonathan]

Or maybe just resist the urge to constantly stuff Greggs stuff in your stuffhole? I've never had any trouble with gulls. Quite like 'em, actually.

Yes, but you're not normal.

 

[IanSR]

Or maybe just resist the urge to constantly stuff Greggs stuff in your stuffhole? I've never had any trouble with gulls. Quite like 'em, actually.

Gull Dukat had a bit of an attitude though, did he not?

 

[Error]

Also people should learn to hold their chips closer to their body so the birds can't swoop in from the side. These are basics and anyone who lives in a coastal town should know this.

Lost my sausage to a seagull once.

 

[Rojo]

Girl's eyelashes ripped out after double-ended dildo hits her at Bongo's Bingo

Source

 

[RoyJess]

Girl's eyelashes ripped out after double-ended dildo hits her at Bongo's Bingo

Source

Reminds me of this headline from 2011

Best man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo

"Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line."

https://blogs.crikey.com.au/thestum...ding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/

 

[Rojo]

I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed?

 

[DiogoJ42]

Impressed. I like a lady who can squeeze.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Haunted “Frozen” Doll Keeps Returning After Owners Keep Throwing It Out

Seems legit.

https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020...-returning-after-owners-keep-throwing-it-out/

 

[pluk]

Americans. Man hides phone in bamboo instead of paying a couple of dollars for a locker, treads on bamboo, hurts foot, tries to sue Great Adventure for his own stupidity.

https://eu.courierpostonline.com/st...-kingda-ka-bamboo-puncture-injury/4486638002/

 

[Alsty]

Hay's a story you don't see every day...

Loose horse rescued from Cardiff road and put on bus

There was no foaling around for a horse on the loose on a busy city road after rescuers managed to get it to safety on a bus.

The animal was wandering on the A48 in Cardiff on Thursday evening, causing some motorists to pull over to help.

Harley Stephens, who helped rescue the horse, said it happily "trotted" onto the Cardiff Bus.

It was then taken on a ride to safety and was reunited with its owners, police said.

More here: Link

 

[pluk]

What better way to promote your new bungee attraction than to strap a pig to it and make it bungee?

 

[DiogoJ42]

Not clicking that. Shoot these people.

 

[rob666]

I clicked and regretted.
Cultural differences.
Animal cruelty is perfectly legal in some countries.

 

[Alsty]

That's incredibly sad and depressing, but the good news is that the Chinese people themselves have criticised it. That suggests maybe some progress is being made in animal welfare.