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But did they find the train?!
Unless they repainted it in secret it should be easy to spot
But did they find the train?!
Full article can be found here.Animal Rights Group Suggests Village Of Wool Is Renamed 'Vegan Wool'
An animal rights activist group has caused a stir by suggesting the 1,000-year-old village of Wool should be renamed, 'Vegan Wool'.
People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) has written a letter to the parish council of the Dorset village, advising that the name change would 'promote kindness to sheep'...
Again, full article can be found here.Drunk Man Pulls Trousers Down, Jumps On McDonald's Counter And 'Helicopters' Penis
A man has appeared in court after he whipped down his trousers, jumped on a McDonald's and started to 'helicopter' his penis, while 'heavily fuelled by alcohol', obviously.
Edinburgh Sheriff Court heard that at around 5am on 22 July this year, 29-year-old Ryan Dolan from Musselburgh popped into the South St Andrew's Street branch of the fast-food chain, where he started by pretending to serve customers before pulling his trousers down and doing the weird dance while shocked customers and staff looked on.
I'd rename the town BLOODBATH. In all caps.Should rename it to Lamb to spite them.
Well I find your statement quite unacceptable! I’m from the cpl “cactus protection league “ and just to simply disregard the feelings of our precious green(non colour bias) spikey friend is offensive!PETA can go **** themselves. With a cactus. Covered in the blood of every animal imaginable.
...each to their own, I supposeWoman Engaged To Chandelier Reveals New Tattoo To Mark Her Love
A woman who became famous for planning to marry her chandelier (yep, you read that right) has revealed her new tattoo dedicated to her fiancee.
Despite already being engaged to the century-old chandelier called 'Lumiere', Amanda Liberty, 34, has gone one step further to show how committed she is to her love - by going under the needle for one and a half hours...
Prisoner Caught With A Phone Up His Bum Said It Wasn’t His
A prisoner who was caught with a phone concealed up his you know what came up with a golden excuse when put on the spot - he tried to claim that it didn't belong to him.
Dylan Martin was discovered to have a four-inch mobile shoved up his backside during a search by prison wardens, who grew suspicious after picking up a signal from his cell.
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According to The Metro, Martin acted surprised and tried to claim that the Samsung phone was not his...