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Apparently Snuffles the driver [pictured here] was unavailable for comment on his profiling. Sources for the Mail believe the driver is a member of the CDL and has links to the infamous Black Panther organisation. Rumours that he was radicalized against dogs in a local vets by the notorious AreuaHamster are yet to be confirmed.
 
Cocaine in Thames makes eels hyperactive

Londoners are taking so much cocaine that the class A drug can be found in the Thames — and it is being taken throughout the week, not just at weekends, according to scientists.

It is feared that the high level of cocaine is hurting the river’s wildlife, with separate research showing that it makes eels hyperactive.

Link:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/cocaine-in-thames-makes-eels-hyperactive-lkd3vhncd
 
"On the Travelodge website, the hotel is listed as "opening soon", but this could now set back their plans".

Ah really, never would have guessed!
 
Certainly this guy is more than a dick, definitely a loon, the ITV lunch time news reporting this say's there were many builders still working inside the Travel-lodge when he took the digger to it. The demolishing took around 20 mins before he stopped. Apparently they never got paid due to an electronic error with the bank and the builders got their money that night.

At the end of the day, if someone owes you money, that is what the court is there for. I hope they find this guy and he is brought to justice. Luckily, no one got hurt or even killed.
 
I have to agree he is a dick, and a bit of a loon, but at least he entertains people.
I know I have been "nearly" there, on a couple of occasions.
Very dodgy trade construction.
Subbing work out, then going bust before paying out wages to the subbers is the industry standard, especially when markets are faltering.
Like the theme park directors...I Blame Brexit.
 
Given all the onlookers were bellowing 'John' at the digger driver and the chap who posted that on FB appears to be called Lee, I'm not entirely sure the FB is the true account.

Also I don't believe the police have yet caught up with him.
 
Danny said:
Given all the onlookers were bellowing 'John' at the digger driver and the chap who posted that on FB appears to be called Lee, I'm not entirely sure the FB is the true account.

Also I don't believe the police have yet caught up with him.
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I know at least 3 people that use their first name for FB yet go by their middle name in public. As for 10K and a conviction, maybe he's lost a 10k job and a conviction is an almost certainty.

I am still holding out for it to be true. Let a man dream Danny! :p
 
Danny said:
Given all the onlookers were bellowing 'John' at the digger driver and the chap who posted that on FB appears to be called Lee, I'm not entirely sure the FB is the true account.

Also I don't believe the police have yet caught up with him.
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If it's Sussex Police, they'll still be looking for him six months later.
 
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