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NuttySquirrel
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My friend successfully sued Orangina because he 'shook it to wake it' as advised and the bottle exploded and ruined an expensive T-shirt...
jon81uk
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Is it petty to think they have a point, it might take 3.5mins to cook, but not to prepare and be ready to eat, so the claim of "ready in 3.5mins" is incorrect.
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Floating restaurant sinks.
Not that surreal really, but it is for me. I used to live in walking distance from this when it was a cocktail bar, spent many a night aboard chugging Purlpe Rains aboard the good ship Old Orleans. Strangely hilarious to see it sinking being the number one story on BBC news.
Lakeside Miller & Carter floating restaurant starts to sink
A Miller & Carter restaurant begins sinking into a lake at a major UK shopping centre.
www.bbc.co.uk
Not that surreal really, but it is for me. I used to live in walking distance from this when it was a cocktail bar, spent many a night aboard chugging Purlpe Rains aboard the good ship Old Orleans. Strangely hilarious to see it sinking being the number one story on BBC news.
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Doncaster surgery sends cancer text instead of festive message
Reminds me of an old Mock the Week joke:
You're constipated? That's because you only have three weeks to live.
Only joking but you're not constipated now are you?
Doncaster surgery sends cancer text instead of festive message
Patients at Askern Medical Practice are told they have aggressive lung cancer in a messaging error.
www.bbc.co.uk
You're constipated? That's because you only have three weeks to live.
Only joking but you're not constipated now are you?
Zeock
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Australian Open 'could be moved to China' in Grand Slam shake-up
China have previously held talks over hosting the Australian Open.
Alsty
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Boris Johnson erased from Grant Shapps spaceport picture
Business Secretary Grant Shapps has denied doctoring a picture on his Twitter feed to remove former Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
Mr Shapps posted a picture of a ministerial visit to Spaceport Cornwall, as he hailed the first rocket launch from UK soil.
But social media users spotted that Mr Johnson, who also went on the trip in 2021, had disappeared from the picture.
Mr Shapps says he wasn't aware it had been edited and has now deleted it.
An identical photo remains on the Number 10 Flickr account, dated 9 June 2021.
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Read more: BBC News
Business Secretary Grant Shapps has denied doctoring a picture on his Twitter feed to remove former Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
Mr Shapps posted a picture of a ministerial visit to Spaceport Cornwall, as he hailed the first rocket launch from UK soil.
But social media users spotted that Mr Johnson, who also went on the trip in 2021, had disappeared from the picture.
Mr Shapps says he wasn't aware it had been edited and has now deleted it.
An identical photo remains on the Number 10 Flickr account, dated 9 June 2021.
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Read more: BBC News
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Wife catches husband using a VR headset to conduct 'funny business'
James Riley found his virtual reality experience way too immersive, and that landed him on his wife's angry side. "I caught my husband using virtual reality for non-gaming reasons," the recorder, Miranda Philpot told WooGlobe. If you haven't guessed already, James was busy taking a trip to...
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MattyH
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oh dear
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Car with 'penis' written on bonnet and boot for sale
The car also has a blue siren fitted to the roof and a number plate with the letters 'OLD BILL'
Zeock
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Why on earth would you put 'Penis' on a car? It doesn't make any sense.oh dear
Car with 'penis' written on bonnet and boot for sale
The car also has a blue siren fitted to the roof and a number plate with the letters 'OLD BILL'
Zeock
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I sometimes don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the person in some of these articles. Feeling sorry definitely prevails in this instance.
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Alsty
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Dog went foraging for a stick – but returned with SEX TOY
A dog went foraging for a stick to carry on a walk and came back with a SEX TOY which she then refused to put down.
Manuel Barcia, 50, was shocked when his Golden Retriever, Ahsoka, brought back the vibrator.
The 15-month-old pup was on her walk yesterday in Horsforth, when she went to collect a stick to bring back to Manuel. But, instead of a branch, she brought back a penis-shaped sex toy.
Manuel said he burst into fits of laughter before realising he would have to somehow get it out of Ahsoka's mouth
Full article: here
A dog went foraging for a stick to carry on a walk and came back with a SEX TOY which she then refused to put down.
Manuel Barcia, 50, was shocked when his Golden Retriever, Ahsoka, brought back the vibrator.
The 15-month-old pup was on her walk yesterday in Horsforth, when she went to collect a stick to bring back to Manuel. But, instead of a branch, she brought back a penis-shaped sex toy.
Manuel said he burst into fits of laughter before realising he would have to somehow get it out of Ahsoka's mouth
Full article: here
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BBC News - BBC apologises after sex noises heard during FA Cup coverage
BBC apologises after sex noises heard during FA Cup coverage
Gary Lineker says he found a phone "taped to the back of the set" after hearing pornographic noises.
www.bbc.co.uk
