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I must say, as a lapsed Christian with a sad strong inquiring mind, in sixty odd years, I have never considered Jesus having a stiffy on the cross.
Thank you Shaggydog for the future stimulating conversations I'm going to have with my nice blue rinsed Catholic Mafia of the Ribble Valley over the next few days.
You are going to get me into so much trouble.
Can't wait.

Father Thomas.
Boner.
Oh yes.
 
Scots shopper stunned as pigeons 'play football' on chalked drawn street pitch

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A Glasgow shopper was left stunned when she clocked her eyes on a group of pigeons 'playing football'.

The birds were spotted battling it out against each other on a chalk drawn pitch. At least four pigeons went beak to beak, as they challenged each other for a mini ball which is reportedly filled with bird seeds.

The moment in the city's Cochrane Street was captured by a passer-by, who provided an hilarious running commentary as the pigeons struggled to score.

Watch the video below:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Scots shopper stunned as pigeons 'play football' on chalked drawn street pitch

The birds were spotted battling it out against each other on a chalk drawn pitch.
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NuttySquirrel said:
North Korea have been sending balloons across the border to South Korea carrying packages filled with rubbish and human waste. The packages are being treated as biohazards.

www.bbc.co.uk

North Korea drops balloons carrying trash in South

The balloons, which were found across South Korea, carried toilet paper, batteries and suspected poo.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Well that's a bit ****...

Yeah ok, I'll get my coat and leave immediately.
 
A contender for dumbest criminal?

Suspended driver joins court hearing while driving

A judge in the US state of Michigan was surprised when a defendant appeared for his remote court hearing while behind the wheel. Corey Harris, who is charged with driving on a suspended licence, joined the call from a moving car.

"I don't even know why he would do that," the judge said to the defendant's lawyer.

Watch the video below:
www.bbc.co.uk

Driver with suspended licence joins remote hearing while driving

The judge was surprised when a defendant charged with driving on a suspended licence appeared behind the wheel.
www.bbc.co.uk
 
Hardly surprising, some things are just human nature. I remember hearing about an experiment where they trained chimps to associate tokens with value, essentially giveng them money they could trade in for food. Within a week the chimps had invented gambling and prostitution. Luckily they stoped the experiment before they could form a chimp maffia.
 
DiogoJ42 said:
Hardly surprising, some things are just human nature. I remember hearing about an experiment where they trained chimps to associate tokens with value, essentially giveng them money they could trade in for food. Within a week the chimps had invented gambling and prostitution. Luckily they stoped the experiment before they could form a chimp maffia.
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Chimp mafia? Already living that 😁
 

Riverside County Sheriff Says, ‘It’s Time We Put a Felon in the White House’​

Sheriff Chad Bianco has decided to ‘change teams’ by supporting Donald Trump for president despite his felony conviction

Donald Trump’s felony convictions aren’t scaring off some supporters. Even those who are supposed to put felons in jail.

Sheriff Chad Bianco of Riverside County, CA went viral this weekend after posted a video to his personal instagram over the weekend, that now has over 1.3 million views, announcing he is back Trump in November.

The video shows Bianco in his uniform, sitting in a vehicle and talking to his camera. He starts out by talking about how he has spent his entire law enforcement career working to arrest criminals and put them behind bars, and then moves on to calling out state lawmakers for "slashing' budgets” and letting criminals out early, while being told they bear no responsibility for the crimes they commit.

Although instagram users in the comments believed that this video was his way of announcing that he was running for governor — it turned out to be something else.

“I gotta be honest, I'm getting tired, I'm getting tired,” the sheriff said. “I think it's time that instead of letting them out of jail and giving them alcohol and drugs and everything else, I think it's time we put a felon in the White House. Trump 2024, baby. Let's save this country and make America great again.''

The video was posted a day after Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts by a jury in Manhattan for his role in covering up hush money payments to adult actress Stormy Daniels to keep voters from learning about Trump’s affair with Daniels during the 2016 election.

Trump has said he plans to appeal the jury’s decision. He is scheduled to be sentenced on July 11.
 
Zeock said:

Riverside County Sheriff Says, ‘It’s Time We Put a Felon in the White House’​

Sheriff Chad Bianco has decided to ‘change teams’ by supporting Donald Trump for president despite his felony conviction

Donald Trump’s felony convictions aren’t scaring off some supporters. Even those who are supposed to put felons in jail.

Sheriff Chad Bianco of Riverside County, CA went viral this weekend after posted a video to his personal instagram over the weekend, that now has over 1.3 million views, announcing he is back Trump in November.

The video shows Bianco in his uniform, sitting in a vehicle and talking to his camera. He starts out by talking about how he has spent his entire law enforcement career working to arrest criminals and put them behind bars, and then moves on to calling out state lawmakers for "slashing' budgets” and letting criminals out early, while being told they bear no responsibility for the crimes they commit.

Although instagram users in the comments believed that this video was his way of announcing that he was running for governor — it turned out to be something else.

“I gotta be honest, I'm getting tired, I'm getting tired,” the sheriff said. “I think it's time that instead of letting them out of jail and giving them alcohol and drugs and everything else, I think it's time we put a felon in the White House. Trump 2024, baby. Let's save this country and make America great again.''

The video was posted a day after Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts by a jury in Manhattan for his role in covering up hush money payments to adult actress Stormy Daniels to keep voters from learning about Trump’s affair with Daniels during the 2016 election.

Trump has said he plans to appeal the jury’s decision. He is scheduled to be sentenced on July 11.
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What a ******* idiot.
 
Zeock said:

Riverside County Sheriff Says, ‘It’s Time We Put a Felon in the White House’​

Sheriff Chad Bianco has decided to ‘change teams’ by supporting Donald Trump for president despite his felony conviction

Donald Trump’s felony convictions aren’t scaring off some supporters. Even those who are supposed to put felons in jail.

Sheriff Chad Bianco of Riverside County, CA went viral this weekend after posted a video to his personal instagram over the weekend, that now has over 1.3 million views, announcing he is back Trump in November.

The video shows Bianco in his uniform, sitting in a vehicle and talking to his camera. He starts out by talking about how he has spent his entire law enforcement career working to arrest criminals and put them behind bars, and then moves on to calling out state lawmakers for "slashing' budgets” and letting criminals out early, while being told they bear no responsibility for the crimes they commit.

Although instagram users in the comments believed that this video was his way of announcing that he was running for governor — it turned out to be something else.

“I gotta be honest, I'm getting tired, I'm getting tired,” the sheriff said. “I think it's time that instead of letting them out of jail and giving them alcohol and drugs and everything else, I think it's time we put a felon in the White House. Trump 2024, baby. Let's save this country and make America great again.''

The video was posted a day after Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts by a jury in Manhattan for his role in covering up hush money payments to adult actress Stormy Daniels to keep voters from learning about Trump’s affair with Daniels during the 2016 election.

Trump has said he plans to appeal the jury’s decision. He is scheduled to be sentenced on July 11.
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Foolishness, foolishness
 
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