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Jokey reform ideas removed from NHS website

Some members of the public have not taken Health Secretary Wes Streeting's call for new ideas to improve the health service as seriously as he might have hoped.

Suggested ideas for NHS reform included putting beer on tap in hospitals, and placing Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta in charge.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jokey reform ideas removed from NHS consultation website

The health department says it is removing "irrelevant" posts from an online consultation.
www.bbc.co.uk
 
Alsty said:
Jokey reform ideas removed from NHS website

Some members of the public have not taken Health Secretary Wes Streeting's call for new ideas to improve the health service as seriously as he might have hoped.

Suggested ideas for NHS reform included putting beer on tap in hospitals, and placing Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta in charge.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jokey reform ideas removed from NHS consultation website

The health department says it is removing "irrelevant" posts from an online consultation.
www.bbc.co.uk
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One of the suggestions is putting Madri on tap in all hospitals. Really?

At least get something with some taste to it.
 
Leigh said:
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From the Plymouth local news. It starts bad, then just gets… 😬
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Jesus, that sounds like a late night channel 4 drama!

Or a Legally dubious porno.

They’re usually pretty indistinguishable
 
Read this in yesterdays big papers.
Firstly, we shouldn't mock people for their genuine phobias.
Second, somebody else in the same parliament has admitted to suffering the same condition.
Third, what is yellow but invisible...
No bananas.
 
shakey said:
Speaking of Banana's

www.bbc.co.uk

Duct-taped banana artwork auctioned for $6.2m in New York

The winning bidder says he will eat the banana in coming days as part of a "unique artistic experience".
www.bbc.co.uk
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“Comedian was first unveiled to the public in 2019, instantly becoming a viral sensation and also provoking heated debates about what art is.”

Okay but isn’t that banana rank by now? Why would you want to eat that
 
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