The best of Chat/Skype/Shoutbox Thread

[Stelios]

Yeah the Best of Shoutbox thread is back with memorable Skype and Chat quotes too. Let's start off with this corker from PT.

21:39
Your KERRIGANS BIATCH

 

[Electric Elly]

[21:46:14]Tom: LIES!
[21:47:27] ElectricElly: JUST LIKE THE CAKE!!
[21:47:50] Tom: I ate the cake
[21:48:30] ElectricElly: YOU EVIL, CAKE EATING SOUL LESS MONSTER!!! IS THAT WHY I DIDN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY CAKE LAST YEAR?!?!! YOU MONSTERRRRR!!!!!
[21:48:50]Stelios: Don't mess with him
[21:49:04] Poison Tom slaps Elly
[21:49:21] Stelios slaps PT around with a large cake.
[21:49:31] Poison Tom eats the cake
[21:49:39] ElectricElly shoots Tom
[21:49:49] Tom: Missed!
[21:50:13]Stelios: MORTALLLL KOMBAAAAT!
[21:50:21] Tom GOES BEHIND BULLETPROOF GLASS
[21:50:39] Tom calls in the Nuke
[21:50:47] AHH F*** YEAH
[21:51:00] ElectricElly *Sets whole fleet of nukes onto Tom*
[21:51:24] Tom: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
[21:51:34] Tom sounds the siren
[21:52:05] ElectricElly: *sends army of flying radioactive toasters to devour Tom and eject flaming toast in his face*
[21:52:21] Tom sh**s on the toasters
[21:52:37] ElectricElly uses anti sh** spray
[21:52:38] WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
[21:52:46] DEATH.
[21:52:55] Tom: Fastjet plane seen on fire
[21:53:31] Tom: The plane, packed with people, was set alight. FastJet has yet to respond
[21:53:54] ElectricElly: *fixes destroyed world with Duct Tape*
[21:54:02] ElectricElly: Hey- duct tape fixes everything!
[21:55:25] Tom: FastJets reputation has been destroyed. Some people now call the airline "Fast Death." All the passengers and crew aboard the plane died and a person was seen running from near the scene.
[21:55:47] Stelios: I don't care.
[21:55:51] Stelios: Your full of sheet.
[21:56:00] ElectricElly: Biatch, next FastJet plane I'm gonna Fus Ro Dah it outta the sky!
[21:56:07] Tom:
[21:57:01] Alex: Then you'll take a arrow to the knee Ellie.


I think that's all of it ???

 

[Danny]

[18] <Georgia> You're on.
[18] <MeatPie> You don't know where I live...
[18] <Nick> It'll just be the nearest bin...
[18] <MeatPie> ...
[18] <Nick>
[18] <Nick>
[18] <Georgia> xD
[18] <Danny>
[18] <MeatPie> I have nothing to come back with. You win this round sir. You win this round.

Followed by my spelling error of the day.

[18] <Danny> No way Hos'e,

Sorry Jose's of the world D:

 

[Nick]

[18] <Georgia> You're on.
[18] <MeatPie> You don't know where I live...
[18] <Nick> It'll just be the nearest bin...
[18] <MeatPie> ...
[18] <Nick>
[18] <Nick>
[18] <Georgia> xD
[18] <Danny>
[18] <MeatPie> I have nothing to come back with. You win this round sir. You win this round.

Followed by my spelling error of the day.

[18] <Danny> No way Hos'e,

Sorry Jose's of the world D:

I win...

 

[Meat Pie]

[18] <Georgia> You're on.
[18] <MeatPie> You don't know where I live...
[18] <Nick> It'll just be the nearest bin...
[18] <MeatPie> ...
[18] <Nick>
[18] <Nick>
[18] <Georgia> xD
[18] <Danny>
[18] <MeatPie> I have nothing to come back with. You win this round sir. You win this round.

Followed by my spelling error of the day.

[18] <Danny> No way Hos'e,

Sorry Jose's of the world D:

I win...

This round...

 

[Meat Pie]

[18] <Nick> I'm a 42 year old pedophile. Be afraid.

???

 

[Nick]

I guess you win this round...

 

[Danny]

It must be love.

 

[Ted]

Blaze [03:27 PM]: PBPBPB are the park equivalent of the insecure guy who measures his penis length from his arsehole to add a few extra inches

 

[Stelios]

Anything involving teenagers and alcohol.

 

[Ben]

TST y u no read we haz topic in taverno. PFFT.