I've slacked on this. Bad NooNoo. Bad.
Day 7 – Friday 5th April (“It shuffles and does nothing”)
Escaping the perwiggle car park in Heilbronn after breakfast (which didn’t exactly look finished, but the hotel did seem to be pretty new), we made our way through the German countryside to Tripsdrill, in
much nicer weather than we’d experienced the previous day. For one, it wasn’t raining. Breakfast at the hotel was basic, but fine.
Tripsdrill
It’s a lovely little park, but the operations? Erm…Oh dear. The throughput just wasn’t very good in general, but more on that later. Mammut was a big disappointment. All it does is shuffle from side to side as the train goes around, and not really very much else, which is a shame. Definitely not aged well from when I did it in 2014. The log flume is infamous for its…interesting statues dotted around the ride, and they did admittedly cause a fair bit of laughter.
Mammut broke!
Volldampf
A custom Vekoma Family Boomerang? Oh, yes indeed. Nicely-themed to a steam train, it’s good fun, and a decent addition to the park.
Hals-über-Kopf
This was new territory for me. My first Vekoma Suspended Thrill Coaster, and it ended up being Leigh’s 200th cred. The seats and restraints are comfortable, and the ride itself is delightful. The different elements are laid out nicely, it’s smooth (as it should be when the ride’s about four years old), and it’s an excellent addition to the park.
Suppenschüsselfahrt
A ride themed around soup? Welcome to the weirdness that is Tripsdrill. Actually quite good fun!
Gugelhupf
Don’t think I’d done a Tilt-A-Whirl before, but this was a decent ride.
Wirbelpilz
It’s a Zierer Waveswinger. Not a huge amount to say, really.
Weinkübel-Fahrt
It’s a ride themed around wine barrels. You literally sit in a giant wine barrel as you go around the course. It’s silly, but good fun.
Total ride count for Tripsdrill:
- Volldampf x1
- Rasender Tausendfüßler x1
- Suppenschüsselfahrt x1
- Gugelhupf x1
- Wirbelpils x1
- Karacho x1
- Mammut x1
- Hals-über-Kopf x1
- G’sengte-Sau x1
- Jungbrunnen x1
- Weinkübel-Fahrt x1
A quick word on the ride operations. They were pretty woeful. It took a while to get anything dispatched. The queues for food were quite slow-moving as well, and we decided to bail & get lunch elsewhere en route to the Kermis in Speyer. Lunch ended up being at KFC in Sinsheim, which was pretty standard, really. Though we did get to see some of the planes from the road again, so it wasn’t all bad.
Went past the Hockenheimring. Was fun.
Speyer Kermis
There wasn’t a huge amount here, but they did have a cred.
Gold Rusher
Poisson’s favourite ride type – a Wacky Worm. Nothing to write home about.
Bayern Breakers
If you’ve done a Breakdance in this country, you’ve seen NOTHING. Huss Breakdances on the German and Dutch fair circuits are absolutely ridiculous, complete with loading procedures that look like an art form, lengthy ride cycles, smoke machines…the works. This was run on a good cycle, but we knew it’d get better later on in the day. We didn’t stay, though, as we needed to get to Frankfurt.
Total ride count for Speyer Kermis:
- Gold Rusher x1
- Bayern Breakers x1
We did go over to the Technik Museum in Speyer to investigate the Sunkid Butterfly, but it would’ve necessitated paying to get into the museum, which we didn’t have time to do. However, when in the main shop building, I realised we’d hit the jackpot. WE’D FOUND BUM BUM!
I LIKE BUM BUM.
Leigh was delighted. Despite the silly name, it’s actually quite a nice ice-cream, and the stick is basically bubble gum, though Poisson’s Bum Bum was defective – he struggled to peel the paper layer covering the gum for a while.
Eventually, we made our way over to Frankfurt, had an easier time parking the car, and navigated the city’s rather grim S-Bahn to the Dippemess.
Frankfurt Dippemess
The main draw was Alpina-Bahn, one of Anton Schwarzkopf’s finest coasters. Having received new trains since I last rode it in Düsseldorf in 2015, it was so much fun, and I was really glad to get back on it.
Oh, daddy Anton
Break Dancer
Now, everybody, THIS is how a Break Dance should be operated. Ride cycle was a good five minutes long. Standing on the outer bit of the ride platform as the thing was in motion would give the HSE a heart attack, but it felt weirdly good to be back in that position for the first time in a while. The scramble to get a ride car is something that takes a fair bit of practice, but we managed it in the end. Good God, this was intense. It definitely warmed up later on, so Poisson being the nutter that he is, he went back for another go while Leigh and I decided to stand by and watch.
God, I love a well-run Breakdance.
Infinity
This KMG Inversion 24 nearly made me chicken out, but I held in, and you know what? I’m glad I did. It’s huge, intense, and a great ride. ARF before Alix gets in.
Disco Express
Leigh wanted to do this on account of being a Himalaya fan boy, and to be fair, I enjoy them as well. They’re great rides, and this was no exception.
Total ride count for Frankfurt Dippemess:
- Alpina-Bahn x2
- Break Dancer x1
- Infinity x1
- Disco Express x1
When at a Kermis and hungry, there is only one option for food if available. Currywurst. We found some, and…Oh my, it was good.
So damn good
Right by the currywurst stand was a carousel bar, and yes – of course we had a drink there! Why wouldn’t you when there’s such a novelty thing? My wine was lovely.
Nice glass.
Had a good view on the carousel bar, too.
After we were done, we made our way back to the hotel via the grubby S-Bahn.