The Finest Ale

[rob666]

Recently, often very recently.
In fact, I think that is what the head on a London beer is, just tinkle.
Used to love a good beer argument in the West End!
Especially about beer prices!

 

[Jb85]

How far back do you want to go? All liquid on the planet has probably been ****** out by a brachiosaurus or two at some point.

Would be interesting to know what % of water has actually been **** or used to move poop - be a right good geek stat that one.

 

[Shaggy_Dog_]

Throughput stats indeed!

 

[rob666]

London water, at least ten times...so a thousand percent!
Between source and sea.
The rest of us, roughly four to six times.
Big shout out for bottled water!
I love wild river swimming, but keep my head above water.

 

[DiogoJ42]

You only ever rent beer anyway, before returning it to The Great Circle of ****.

 

[rob666]

Lovely thought diogo.
I would prefer to think of buying the actual alcohol, on condition of free "water" rental.

 

[DiogoJ42]

The thought occurs: They keep spending all this money inventing gadgets to make Guiness frothier. Have they never considered just bunging it in a PD keg? I swear, mine filled with are 68% froth.

 

[GooseOnTheLoose]

Three of these have gone down very nicely.

 

[Jb85]

Three of these have gone down very nicely.

Your making me want to go to the pub

 

[DiogoJ42]

Pub very want visit am me.

 

[Jb85]

I’d love to buy and run a pub….
Crowdfund on here?

 

[rob666]

Many pub landlords tend to work twelve hour days on a regular basis.
Are you sure you want to see all those drunk people at the end of a twelve hour shift?

 

[Jb85]

Many pub landlords tend to work twelve hour days on a regular basis.
Are you sure you want to see all those drunk people at the end of a twelve hour shift?

Would be a change to the 9-5 (not 9-5 as already on the road) drivel

 

[DiogoJ42]

I stopped at the corner shop for some beers on my way back from the pub. Shopkeep started asking me what my prefered ales are, what I think of this brand or that, etc.
Not sure if I should be thrilled that he values my customer input, or if I should be offended that he thinks I'm an alcoholic?

 

[Themeparksandy1981]

Three of these have gone down very nicely.

Sharp’s was always my no1 ale to go to when I was in Devon or Somerset but since they were brought out by Molson Coors I think there ales don’t taste as good.

 

[pluk]

New from Sainsbury's, the Queen of beers...

I've not tried it yet.

 

[BSwiss]

Tiny Rebel’s Clwb Tropica always goes down well, so I’ll keep my eye out for that tinny.

 

[Alsty]

When you nip to your local and order a "half"...

 

[rob666]

Pretty sure that is actually a crime sir.
It should be a precise half, shouldn't it.
Thirds permitted.
Weights and measures...drink driving etc.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Got a keg of Clwb Tropicana, and two of Hawkstone