What we thinking then in terms of hardware then?
Looking purely at the front covers of books and judging them -
The world's worst children - crèche to drop kids off so adults can enjoy rides, themed to a prison so they can prepare for Juvy.
The world's worst teachers - realistically recreated classroom walkthrough with seated show elements to teach kids incorrect maths, English and science. What's 2+2 kids? "4" - WRONG, it's the sum total of rides we could have but didn't install.
Grandpa's great escape - a second gate old people's home. Specialising in the worst dementia care in the county.
Demon Dentist - seasonal only walk through family scare attraction. Are you ready for the extraction.
The boy in the dress - Augmented reality screen on a wall where you can see yourself in a dress, kind of, if you stand really still.
Ratbuger - No attraction needed. Just pop along to basically any food outlet on site because rat burgers are basically our entire f&b offering.
Mr Stink - line up, line up, smell these old retired restraints, yes kids, the entire general public are Mr Stink.
Bad dad - driving school, maybe paint it a bit. It'll peel off and look the same next season anyway so why worry about it.
Blob - it's just a fiber glass blob?
Fing - the "Fing Swing", reckon we can get a swing set from Argos.
Billionaire Boy - look at the photo of our glorious leader and CEO. Put £10 in the slot and enjoy it.
Safe to say I'm excited for this area, 11 new attractions!