Thorpe Park: General Discussion

[Smiley]

Utter nonsense to have such pre-requisites - just a money-making scam! Call me back when they put a Stannah Stair Lift in

For an extra £20 you can climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

 

[GooseOnTheLoose]

For an extra £20 you can climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

Conveniently ignoring the roughly £550, 21 hours and 25 minutes, flight to get there, of course.

 

[Smiley]

Conveniently ignoring the roughly £550, 21 hours and 25 minutes, flight to get there, of course.

£550 - I can get a themed night at the AT hotel for that!

 

[ZeldaAlton]

This has to be a joke?

https://apple.news/AEYS8TVkFSKa5_5-y7m1WPw

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[AT86]

Seems someone hit publish a few days early for the April fools 'story'.

 

[GooseOnTheLoose]

This has to be a joke?

https://apple.news/AEYS8TVkFSKa5_5-y7m1WPw

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Quite possibly so.

Do you have an alternative story link?

 

[Leigh]

This has to be a joke?

https://apple.news/AEYS8TVkFSKa5_5-y7m1WPw

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Sorry @Alix. First Tacotaria and now this.

 

[Alix]

Whaaat??? How on earth not suitable? I'm not planning to eat the bloody thing?!

Actually that's quite funny

 

[ZeldaAlton]

I don’t know why the link isn’t working but I took some screen prints of the article

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[ZeldaAlton]

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[djtruefitt]

That’s definitely an April fools post gone too early!

 

[Alix]

That’s definitely an April fools post gone too early!

Has to be. If it's serious someone is a complete ********. Substitute the word vegan for any other protected belief and there would be uproar.

 

[Zeock]

The name 'Ava Kado' in the post is the clearest giveaway.

 

[Alix]

The name 'Ava Kado' in the post is the clearest giveaway.

Well spotted our zeock! Was so blind with protein deficient rage didn't see that

 

[Smiley]

I had a fly hit me the eye on the Stealth launch - no joke, that was painful! Unfortunately for vegans, if they do swallow a fly they'll be unable to fix it by then swallowing a spider, bird, cat, dog, etc...... These are the problems vegans face everyday...

 

[Alix]

Looks like vegans can't ride Hyperia today anyway as she's thrown a strop again... Been testing but still not open. Gah.

I had a fly hit me the eye on the Stealth launch - no joke, that was painful! Unfortunately for vegans, if they do swallow a fly they'll be unable to fix it by then swallowing a spider, bird, cat, dog, etc...... These are the problems vegans face everyday...

Pales into insignificance compared to the struggle to find vegan cake at towers...

 

[AT86]

For those amongst us that thought Hyperia had too little theming...fear not.

The multi billion pound global bemouth that is Merlin Entertainments have sprung into action.

They've popped to the local garden centre and purchased one lowly metal flamingo(?) and plonked it in the ride area.

Problem solved folks.



Link

 

[GooseOnTheLoose]

For those amongst us that thought Hyperia had too little theming...fear not.

The mutli billion pound global bemouth that is Merlin Entertainments have sprung into action.

They've popped to the local garden centre and purchased one lowly metal flamingo(?) and plonked in in the ride area.

Problem solved folks.



Link

It's certainly no goose.

 

[QTXAdsy]

It's certainly no goose.

Or evil ducks.

 

[The_bup]

Okay; I’d it’s been a little while

Has the new logo grown on us or do we still think it’s naff?

I certainly still hold my thoughts