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DiogoJ42 said:
Welcome to the deep end.
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Hmm, I can't help but notice that there is no rule against taking a **** in the water...
 
^ Always a fun way to start the day.
... Until you discover what I just did...

... That I somehow gained weight.
 
So, I like to catch up on me youtube while having a ****. Saw a vid this morning while doing the deed. Thought my mate would enjoy it. Forwarded him the link. His reply?
"Thanks, I'll watch that in a bit while I'm having a ****."

Great minds think alike. :)
 
My body is not happy, I've managed to catch something either off my mum, sister or Chris that has seen me go to the toilet 3 times today, with the last one requiring me to sit there for 10 mins. My tummy is sore, I ache, got a headache, feel sick and got a runny nose. Just had chicken noodle soup to see if that will help, hopefully I don't die before my birthday in 2 days.
 
Natalie said:
...with the last one requiring me to sit there for 10 mins.
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I know from experience that the kind of illness you're on about is very unpleasant indeed, so you have my sympathy Nat, but 10 minutes sounds pretty rapid if you're that unwell to be honest. I can spend that long carrying out the evacuation, ensuring that the property is empty and performing the cleanup operation under normal conditions.
 
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Yes, 10 would be pretty optimistic for me actually. Not that I tend to sit there watching the minutes go by. I find having to **** against the clock to be among the worst lavatorial experiences possible.
 
Once I forgot my phone when I ran to the bog.. It was a terrible experience for us all.
 
Just unleashed a beast I've been holding onto all day. Curled round several times and filled the toilet bowl. And I think there's more to come...
 
Anyone else suffered very bad shits the day after riding the Smiler???
Last three visits to the Towers have resulted in screaming shits the following day.
Never used to happen pre Smiler, nor during the closure last year.
Can't blame the Towers catering as we had butties and a single bottle of "Brown" in the good old Courtyard Tavern.
Feel like I need nappies and Savlon...
 
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