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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

Thought I'd drag this topic up again. While I was at Disney last month, I really needed a ****, so I went to the toilets in Videopolis in Discoveryland. What followed was one of the most painful shits I've had in years. The ring sting was still present the following day. o_O
 
That chilli pizza I had in Sweden burnt more on the way out than on the way in.
 
After this diet, I seem to be having having more frequent bowel evacs, but at least they're easier to clean up.

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workmate from above posting was at it again today, after being told to use toilet in the main building. The cleaner lost her rag with him not for not even trying to clean the pebble dashing he gave the loo.
I spend most of the day working out on campus and tried to stay out of the workshop as much as possible.
 
That awkward situation where you have a friend over, and need an epic dump... the sort you could gladly take half an hour over... but you don't want her to think you are some kind of freak, so you can't take your time and enjoy it. :(
#turdworldproblems
 
Currently trying to unclog my pipes from all the maple syrup and stodge to make room for a thanksgiving feast. I don't know how Canadians can live on this diet. Even bread is made with sugar in it over here!
 
I had a godly bowel movement, that left no trace on **** nor tissue, last night.

Then today I had the anti-christ. It left traces all over the toilet, my ****, and the tissue. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
 
I can feel one brewing..... Only 45 on this Pacer, 20 on the tram and a 10 walk
 
Am now attempting to remove thanksgiving dinner from my anus. This may take some time.

I don't trust the toilets over here, they are the kind where the bowl is huge but the water level is only a few inches below your ****. Also, the U bend is worryingly narrow, and when you flush, it fills almost to the brim before pressure takes over and syphons. Every time I flush my heart stops beating for three seconds while I internally chant, "please don't flood my friend's bathroom with turd water!"

Could be worse I guess. Could be old German toilets.
 
Best thing about returning home from a holiday is getting to have a nice long **** on your own thrown. :)
 
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What Diogo does not know is when he was away I nipped into his house and took a photo of this throne


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I don't know what I did to cause it, but I had such a dump the other day that it filled the bottom of the bowl and clogged to bog on its own.

I was both disgusted and proud.
 
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