• ℹ️ Heads up...

    This is a popular topic that is fast moving Guest - before posting, please ensure that you check out the first post in the topic for a quick reminder of guidelines, and importantly a summary of the known facts and information so far. Thanks.

  • ⚠️ Online Safety Act Changes

    We've made some changes to the forum as a result of the Online Safety Act. Please check the post in guest services for further information.

TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

Adam said:
LewisNavex said:
Currently flushing my England shirt down the bog! ???
Click to expand...

Vinda-loo.. Vinda-loo..
Click to expand...

5043326139_55_oh_you_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
 
Just doing what needs to be done before the builders return to finish retilling my bathroom. Thought I'd leave them a nice smell as a thankyou for the stink of paint and grout that they left me yesterday.
 
You could always do this WHILST they're there... Y'know, just to really freak them out.
 
Just taking a moment on the thrown to reflect before the final "big push" on a certain RCT project. ;)
 
Currently unleashing a beast that I've been holding back for the past hour and a half. The tube journey home was not pleasant.
 
DiogoJ42 said:
Currently unleashing a beast that I've been holding back for the past hour and a half. The tube journey home was not pleasant.
Click to expand...

I've been known to hold on to one for most of the day at work. I feel your pain.
 
Urgh... feel the need to share a memory; at school, enter toilet cubicle, look in bowl, someone has left a huge array of food from the cafeteria including spaghetti, macaroni cheese and apple tart intertwined with a huge turd.
 
Good thread!

I was wondering earlier whilst on the throne whether the straining/pushing action makes a bigger wiping task. If I just sit there and let it do its thing with no or very, very little exertion on my part...I always seem to have no wiping to do.

Well, one obviously. But when the hypothesis is proven maybe I can start getting confident. The days of waddling out, pants around ankles, when I discover to my dismay that there is no bog roll in the bathroom may be over! Just sit back and squeeze gently slide out a phantom poo.

Apologies for the imagery. Don't try to come to terms with it. Don't even try to think about it.

;P
 
I used to know someone who had a theory that if you lift your feet up into a crouching position, so your heals are on the front of the loo seat, your cheeks would be pulled so far apart that paper was not needed at all.

I have yet to test this.

I hope he never did either.
 
Sat here in much pain as my cream tea at lunch has had a major disagreement with my stomach. 3rd time lucky for getting rid of it all, eh? :)
 
I feel your pain. Took me three attempts to rid my system of last night's jalfrezi.
 
And on the 7842nd (ish) day... He created a Moray Eel

moray-eel.JPG


And he saw that it was brown...

EDIT: 7847 exactly...apparently. I didn't consider leap years.

EDIT EDIT: I am so glad Danny's image is broken. :-\
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top