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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

I recently used a pub toilet and it all looked good... there was a seat and toilet paper, then I went to check the lock and realised there wasn't actually a door :rolleyes:
 
I always check for toilet roll before I go. Nothing worse than being stranded in a cubicle. Also single ply is a false economy. If the place I'm at uses single ply, I will just double the amount I usually unroll.
 
I always judge the quality of a hotel on the quality of their bog roll. Even EP fails in this regard.
 
I respectfully disagree. The toilet paper in the Bell Rock is far superior to any of the thin **** they give you at the Merlin hotels.
 
It wasn't the last time I stayed there. It was that generic cheap stuff you get in all hotels everywhere.
 
I have a system. The first wipe is three sheets, all others after that should only need two.

Ladies don't fold, did you know that? They scrunch up huge fistfulls and use up half a bog roll in one ****.
... Then moan about plastic wastage, probably...
 
DiogoJ42 said:
I always judge the quality of a hotel on the quality of their bog roll. Even EP fails in this regard.
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I wonder if you can judge a school by this metric these days? There must be a generation of people who’s arses are scared by the overuse of tracing paper bog roll
 
Pretty sure I've mentioned it before, but you can draw a straight line between the rise in youth crime, and the removal of Izal from school toilets...
 
Went into Hanley on Monday to pay a cheque in at my bank (yeah, I know - how antiquated), and decided to pop into Greggs for lunch. Opted for a pepperoni pizza slice instead of my usual steak bake, and it tasted slightly odd, but I didn't think very much of it. Had a dump earlier this afternoon, and...well...let's just say I won't be having one of those slices again. It's only gone and given me a mild case of the shits, and has thrown my plans for today out of the window. I somehow don't think going to the gym when you've had the runs is a good idea. :p
 
Ah yes...yesterday's eleven rollercoaster rides and two pints of cheap keg bitter in two hours.
I'm not getting too old for this, but my alimentary canal suggests otherwise.
The polite version is runny botty.
 
It was curry night at my local Spoons last night.
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It was sore anus day in my bathroom this morning.
 
I've never eaten curry in my whole life. However, I been told that curry is not only hot going in, but is also hot coming out the other end :eek:
 
You've missed out mate. A good curry is amazing!
... Just don't believe the morons who tell you it has to be painfully hot. ;)
 
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