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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

I dread to think how long it'll be until I stop having such huge shits. ****** Christmas overindulgence.
 
Had a minor case of the shits yesterday. Think it might be down to something I bought to eat from Sainsbury's at Manchester Piccadilly on Saturday - should've gone for the Swedish Meatball Wrap from Pret instead. :p
 
I’ve only ever read this forum once on the throne, on a device I don’t usually use and not logged in.
 
Picked up a chest infection, prescribed antibiotics, had some sort of reaction to them. Jeeez the porcelain took a pounding from both ends last night
 
Got that thing going on again where I've got a waterfall exiting my **** at irritatingly frequent intervals. Grim.
 
Having to hold a **** in because the toilet door in the pub doesn’t have a lock on isn’t fun. The relief when you get back to your hotel room and park on the shitter is just wonderful.
 
I can't understand why places leave their one loo without a lockable door for months on end. A week is bad enough.


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When a man reaches middle age, a certain "rectal expansion" complaint can be a recurring problem. Add to that an unrelated case of the two bobs, and you've got the blood sharts. The last thing you need on top of that is any further irritation.
.... Can you see now why I was so annoyed to be given that black ice cream on Friday? I spent most of Saturday on the toilet.
Despite the fact I spent fri through sun consuming nothing but beer and cheese, I had lost weight when I stepped on the scales Monday morning. I'm still bitter. Only just starting to recover now.

...... I am available for children's parties by the way.

(Are you guys sure you want me to start posting again?)
 
Old punters sound advice...
Never trust a fart when over fifty.
Good to see your standards have been maintained.
 
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On the Eurostar from Amsterdam to London. Went for a dump which I’ve been holding in for most of the day. Nearly blocked the toilet.
 
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