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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

smart phones were made for browsing and playing games on the loo. plus it distracts you from the ungodly smell after a bolognaise the night before
 
Happy Poo Year!

Nothing quite like a massive dump to properly see in the new year :-D
 
Just watched The Dam Busters.......and am going to cause the same amount of damage with this explosive turd! :)

There really is that many mistakes in my posts?! Damn this Tapatalk milarky! :)
 
Dar said:
Happy Poo Year!

Nothing quite like a massive dump to properly see in the new year :-D

Yesterday brought with it the worst poo of my career. It smelt like poison and I felt the need to shower afterwards.

Felt good though.
 
BSwiss said:
Dar said:
Happy Poo Year!

Nothing quite like a massive dump to properly see in the new year :-D

Yesterday brought with it the worst poo of my career. It smelt like poison and I felt the need to shower afterwards.

Felt good though.

Was it the kind where you have to wipe several times over the course of the day because it just doesn't shift?
 
As mentioned in the shoutbox...
I am currently on the throne sharting my guts out due to hearing a rather unpleasant piece of dubstep on a trail on the telly.
Mythbusters were wrong. The brown noise does exist! :eek:
 
That's what happens to old men who listen to dubstep.On topic, I had a massive **** that blocked the toilet up, we had to call the plumber!
 
Don't go there dude, I once backed up the U bend so much that the plumber had to remove the whole toilet... WITH the blockage still there... and replace it.

Don't start a turd war you can't win ;)
 
Bumping this to honour the fact that yesterday I took a 38 minute long dump. It was better than watching the boat race.

There really is that many mistakes in my posts?! Damn this Tapatalk milarky! :)
 
Jonathan said:
38 minutes?! ****** hell! :p

It was awful, by the time I was done I had lost half my body weight.

*Shudders from the pain in the memories of it*
 
I spent about 3 hours on the loo when I had food poisoning, shitting the same clear, cold water that I had drank minutes before. Every time I stood up to finish, more was moved around my gut so I had to go again. It only stopped when I literally dried out and had to crawl back to my room for a drink.

I actually became so dehydrated (everything I drank departed my being within the minute) that I considered phoning the hospital, I couldn't talk or move or anything! Horribly scary.
 
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