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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

Had a slap up indian feast Monday night. Enough left overs that I’ve eaten nothing but curry for the last three days.

You can work the rest out for yourselves.
 
Home from Towers at long last. First port of call after putting stuff in the fridge? Yup - time to answer a call of nature. The relief afterwards is something else.
 
On Saturday, I cooked up an epic chilli. Probably the best I’ve ever made, flavour wise. Too hot for the missus, but just within my threshold.

Finished the last of the leftovers yesterday (Tuesday).

Ow. My anus. Probably gonna take a week to recover.
 
That would not have helped. We’re talking “hang your **** over the edge of the bath and hose down with the shower head on cold” levels of chilli here.
 
Why do I always have to follow that ******* pirate in here...the smell lingers.
Pleased to give the Towers bonus points for my recent visit.
HOT WATER IN THE BOGS!
When did that happen?
 
There is something strangely satisfying watching your own **** precariously perched on a trapdoor, and slowly pumping bright blue "be careful we might stain the steel" water.

The tension, the anticipation.

Until all at once, gravity prevails, the trapdoor succumbs and your waste is lost to the void.

All whilst slowly baking, tastefully lit in a dappled blue sunlight...and we haven't even used the "Staines Dome Leisure Centre" foot pedal tap yet.

Joy
 
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