TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

[DiogoJ42]

Dirty bastarrrrd swashbuckler.
Size of a baby.
Have you held that in since your last offending post?

I'd had my last one just before going to bed. That baby gestated overnight!

 

[Jonathan]

Is there a more satisfying feeling than the one you get when you push out a particularly large lump of...stuff from your rear end?

 

[The_bup]

Is there a more satisfying feeling than the one you get when you push out a particularly large lump of...stuff from your rear end?

Nope, and it… changed my life.

 

[NuttySquirrel]

Never order a Naga Chilli curry from an Indian takeaway. Just don't do it.

 

[BSwiss]

To celebrate our children finally taking over mine and my wife’s responsibility for wiping their pooey rears we’ve decided to get guinea pigs.

Out of the chip pan, and into the 100+ tiny turds a day pan.

 

[Jonathan]

So I was cleaning my bathroom this morning, and realised I needed to answer a call of nature. Went to the downstairs loo, did the deed, and…Cue me writhing in agony for well over an hour. One of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. Had to lie down on my bed for what felt like an eternity until I felt better (plus paracetamol helped). I must’ve strained a muscle in my back or something - can’t think of any other explanation!

 

[DiogoJ42]

How many Courics?

 

[IanB]

I was not sure where to post this, but this seemed like the best place.

My brother has released a book called Ponder While You Poop!

Ponder While You Poop: Toilet Inspired Wisdom To Change Your Life One Poop At A Time : Bassi, Paul: Amazon.de: Bücher

Ponder While You Poop: Toilet Inspired Wisdom To Change Your Life One Poop At A Time | Bassi, Paul | ISBN: 9798265575647 | Kostenloser Versand für alle Bücher mit Versand und Verkauf duch Amazon.

mybook.to

I think those who frequent this thread will enjoy it, so why not poop over to Amazon and pick up a copy or Two

 

[Jonathan]

Why is it that the post-Christmas dumps are the best dumps imaginable?

 

[BSwiss]

Why is it that the post-Christmas dumps are the best dumps imaginable?

*Yule Log

 

[DiogoJ42]

I feel like one of the HS2 TBMs is attempting to force it's way out of me. Am I supposed to give this thing a woman's name‽

 

[Jonathan]

I feel like one of the HS2 TBMs is attempting to force it's way out of me. Am I supposed to give this thing a woman's name‽

How about 'Tracy the Turd'?

 

[DiogoJ42]

Well, whatever her name was, she must have left a concrete lining behind..... the paper was CLEAN!

 

[Jonathan]

Well, whatever her name was, she must have left a concrete lining behind..... the paper was CLEAN!

Holy mother of Wardley, that's...almost impressive.

 

[The_bup]

Well, whatever her name was, she must have left a concrete lining behind..... the paper was CLEAN!

The elusive quarter-pounder and phantom wipe combination..

This needs to be studied.

Adding to the research.. should we start a survey to figure out the proportion of each gender that regular this thread?

 

[BSwiss]

Well, whatever her name was, she must have left a concrete lining behind..... the paper was CLEAN!

You’d make millions if you could bottle that feeling.

 

[Jonathan]

Somehow, and I don’t know how, I managed to fart myself awake at 2am.

 

[Jb85]

Somehow, and I don’t know how, I managed to fart myself awake at 2am.

Curry the night before? Or any egg/beans combo

 

[Jonathan]

Curry the night before? Or any egg/beans combo

No, surprisingly not - I think I'd just had quite a bit for lunch and was still digesting it. Didn't realise lamb shanks could give me so much gas. Then again, maybe the problem was I'd forgotten to take any of my lactase tablets yesterday, as I suspect I have issues with digesting lactose.