Matt.GC
TS Member
You're misunderstanding what I'm saying.@Matt.GC
But running the parks into the ground is a terrible long-term investment, look at Disney, their parks are not a bit of side-income, the parks are the financial backbone of the whole company. It proves if you bring people into a truly magical place, people want to spend money there, and take some of that magic back home with them too. Their biggest problem is too many people want to go, even when they increase ticket prices exponentially the crowds still come!
Any sensible investor would want to copy exactly what they are doing.
What Merlin have been doing is milking the UK due to no competition and having a virtual monopoly, and re-investing profits into other parks, namely opening new Legoland parks to compete against existing parks elsewhere in the world. From a UK perspective I hate what they've done to our parks, but when you see some of their parks outside the UK it makes you realise, oh, it's not that they can't do good theming or maintain anything, it's they just don't see the need to in the UK. In terms of cash flow, Merlin completely have the money and ability to defend their UK home ground against universal, but they'll have to stop the enshitification of our parks to subsidise their Asia and US projects.
You're right, it is a terrible long term investment. But venture capital hedge funds aren't in it for the long-term are they?
You're comparing a stable publically NYSE listed company with a private equity cash cow.
That's not to say the Merlin parks don't have a place in the market. They do. As a domestic market budget offering. That's what they are now, that's what they will continue to be.
But all this "up their game" stuff, assuming it somehow means that the parks will get better and we start seeing higher quality attractions and operations, is absolutely absurd. Madness even. If a business comes along and takes almost all of your non-core premium market away, throwing money at putting tanks on their lawn is absolute insanity.
What we have now at Merlin parks is likely what we'll have in the future. For most intents and purposes, Universal GB and Merlin are not "competitors", despite 2 years of over excited Thoosies falsely, and repeatedly, claiming otherwise.
One will offer a world class holiday resort, the other will offer a collection of funfairs with B&M's for 90 quid a year. Different business models, mostly different markets.
If "upping their game" to "compete" means sharpening their current strategy, then I'll completely agree with that. Maybe they'll mix a little bit more beef into their burgers and they'll open another ride or 2.
But any suggestion that the cheque book will come out and we'll start seeing any tangible high quality investments is utterly insane, and makes zero business sense. What we've got now, is pretty much what we'll have in the 2030's. That's your special occasion posh restaurant Vs you Big Mac and chips.
Anyone expecting the best years of Merlin parks, particularly Towers, lay ahead of them, will be sorely disappointed.
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