You know you're getting old when...

[Alix]

Erm goosey do you want to have another go?? Your grandma should’ve been slightly older that her teeth

 

[GooseOnTheLoose]

Erm goosey do you want to have another go?? Your grandma should’ve been slightly older that her teeth

Exactly, not quite as old.

 

[Alix]

Well if we’re being pedantic… she’d be exactly the same age… swishes cloak of pedantry and leaves the building

 

[rob666]

Do geese have teeth?

 

[BarryZola]

Do geese have teeth?

I'm not sure, but these Sheepshead fish do:

 

[DiogoJ42]

There's an exhibition on at Barbican to tickle the memberberries of former emo teens. I swear that fad was only last week.

Emo fan retrospective exhibition at the Barbican’s music library

The Barbican Music Library’s new exhibition examines how the early Emo scene resonated so deeply with a generation of teenagers.

www.ianvisits.co.uk

 

[rob666]

Fun things to do in London.
Get completely lost in the Barbican trying to find things.
I ended up wandering for about two whole days trying to find the old Museum of London basement by the London Wall.

 

[Alix]

Washing the car ends up giving you a bad back that nothing will shift.
Hot bath, pain killers, hot water bottle - nothing is working. This’ll teach me for neglecting my yoga. And not paying someone else to wash the sodding car.

 

[DiogoJ42]

The only bit of a car that needs washing is the windscreen.

 

[Alix]

Oh no… I like my car to be fairly clean… with fortnightly trips to muddy stables it kind of needs it both inside and out

 

[DiogoJ42]

Pfff, cars are like boots. The inside needs to be clean....

 

[Alix]

But while I’m scrubbing the passenger side inside I may as well use the warm soapy water on the outside too…

 

[rob666]

Washing the car ends up giving you a bad back that nothing will shift.
Hot bath, pain killers, hot water bottle - nothing is working. This’ll teach me for neglecting my yoga. And not paying someone else to wash the sodding car.

After many decades of occasional bad backs...
Cold packs tend to work better than heated ones.

Half a small pack of peas, wrapped in clingfilm, then put in an old sock...kept in the freezer.

My old "gold standard" for pain relief, ten minutes each...cold pack, then hot, then cold.
Used to work for me, for a few hours sometimes.

Sadly, gentle dancing is often the best remedy, you need to twist again, like you did last summer.

 

[Matt.GC]

The best thing is, you can eat the peas for tea afterwards.

 

[rob666]

No thank you, I know where they have been...inner groin bursitis.

 

[rob666]

Actually, no one, ever. Being a criminal offence though, rather than a civil one, my clearance would be revoked and it seems just a heck of a lot simpler to pay it.

Followed by an additional two year sentence for escape from prison without force.

Late to the party.

Aren't you used to doing bird?

Edit...double post "mixed quoting a bit later" whipping exemption request...

 

[DiogoJ42]

When Youtube throws videos at you from people moaning how old they feel at 30.

Thirty. The BEST age to be. It's only downhill from there, lad.

 

[rob666]

The second thirty years weren't too bad for me either.
The start of the third lot though...jeez.
With a bit of luck, I might get away with not seeing it through.

 

[DiogoJ42]

The second thirty years weren't too bad for me either.
The start of the third lot though...jeez.
With a bit of luck, I might get away with not seeing it through.

One of these days, you're going to let slip that you saw Rocket beat Sans Pareil in person.

 

[Ian]

Thirty. The BEST age to be. It's only downhill from there, lad.

Try telling this to my back, neck, hips, shoulders, eyes, ears and knees…