You know you're getting old when...

[DiogoJ42]

How very meta of you.

 

[delta79]

You know you're getting old when you used to cough to hid the sound of a fart, now when you cough you cant help farting at the same time.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Have to disagree there. Who hides their farts?

You know you are getting old when you dare not force a fart for fear of following through.

 

[TheMan]

When every time you get up you make Jewish Rabi noises of contempt and disappointment.

 

[Error]

You know when your getting old when aiming starts to get difficult when taking a leak.

 

[delta79]

You know when your getting old when, half way though a day at the towers. its time for painkillers.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Well what do you expect if you ***** Rita and Smiler all day?

 

[delta79]

You know when your getting old when you remember the time before the internet.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Oooh yes. Or the days when you had to write your friend's phone numbers down... then dial them manually (on a proper dial, none of these newfangled buttons) so often that you would memorise them. Who knows anyone's number by heart these days? Most people don't even know their own number.

Bonus points if you remember those physical locks dads would put on the phone dial to stop their kids running up huge phone bills.

 

[delta79]

there is one phone number that i never need to put in my mobile phone, that is my parents number. also knowing where all the phone boxes in town where. and the emergency 10p for them

 

[Towers freak]

You know you're getting old when you prefer to go to a pub than a club.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Oh hell yes. As much as I loved a good rave, give me a nice quiet pub where you can spend all night chilling and catching up with your mates any day.

You know you're getting old when you suddenly hate lager and love real ale.

 

[bluesonichd]

You know you're old when you The pub is too much and you stay in and drink at home, 1 shandy then have an early night.

 

[rob666]

Make that an emergency 2p for the payphone!

 

[DiogoJ42]

Make that an emergency 2p for the payphone!

You, sir, clearly win this game. Us whippersnappers will see ourselves out...

 

[rob666]

Old *** king of the Towers.
Yippee...
do I get a special badge???

 

[DiogoJ42]

I'm sure @Craig can whip up a special "oldest and fartiest of the old farts" strap to go under your name.

 

[DiogoJ42]

... when you are awake at quarter to five in the morning with insomnia, and rather than having Insomnia stuck in your head, somehow, for some strange and disturbing reason, you have this...



Nope, I don't know why either.

 

[Dar]

You know you're getting old when you start to worry about how the lack of sleep is going to ruin your day

 

[DiogoJ42]

I've just seen a Nirvana album advertised as a fathers day gift.

Kill me.