AstroDan
TS Team
- Favourite Ride
- Steel Vengeance, Cedar Point
I wasn't sure it would remain there after my trip to Asia in August.
But it did.
I was almost open to the idea that DisneySea might be so mindblowingly beautiful that it toppled all that went before.
Let me explain.
I like to think of myself as pretty well travelled these days. With exception to the West Coast of the USA, I have done most major global parks now and have topped 500 coasters. I can quickly come to the conclusion that the best park I have been to for...
Coasters?
Cedar Point.
Theming?
DisneySea
Entertainment?
Puy du Fou
So how on earth can Europa-Park be the best park if it isn't the best in any of those three categories?
I guess it's a 'Jack of all' trades, a park which does loads of stuff but doesn't truly do one single thing better than the rest. Well, that wouldn't be quite true. Because Europa-Park has the best hotels. Theyr'e all in one place and they're all immaculate. And they're building more. Europa-Park also matches the best food - there are some which are probably equal, like Epcot, but EPs range of food is something quite beyond the regular. Europa-Park also batters most parks when it comes to their slick operation. Rides shift queues and, because there's no fastrack - you don't really need to agonise.
I have been to EP when it's full. 55,000 people inside. And I still managed to do everything. Sure, between 1 and 4pm I avoided the biggest rides, I didn't want to queue 2 hours. But we managed it all. They extended closing time by 3 1/2 hours. All was well.
Those other parks, which top EP in one category or another... Cedar Point. Trust me - the best coasters on the planet. But you know, it's not a theme park. It's a cracking place but beyond those awesome coasters, it's not really got all that much else. Nice setting, of course. DisneySea? Wow. The theming is just... what can I say? But when that park is full it's not like EP. It's a bit of a chore. 45 minutes for a beer. 3 hour queues for things. And typically Disney, it doesn't actually have *that* many rides. It also really falls short on coasters - with just one major coaster and... it's pants. Puy du Fou? The best entertainment on the planet I would say but... it's not a rides park and as much as it's a fab place, it's just not your bread and butter.
So yes. I make no apology about it.
Europa-Park is the best.

But it did.
I was almost open to the idea that DisneySea might be so mindblowingly beautiful that it toppled all that went before.
Let me explain.
I like to think of myself as pretty well travelled these days. With exception to the West Coast of the USA, I have done most major global parks now and have topped 500 coasters. I can quickly come to the conclusion that the best park I have been to for...
Coasters?
Cedar Point.
Theming?
DisneySea
Entertainment?
Puy du Fou
So how on earth can Europa-Park be the best park if it isn't the best in any of those three categories?
I guess it's a 'Jack of all' trades, a park which does loads of stuff but doesn't truly do one single thing better than the rest. Well, that wouldn't be quite true. Because Europa-Park has the best hotels. Theyr'e all in one place and they're all immaculate. And they're building more. Europa-Park also matches the best food - there are some which are probably equal, like Epcot, but EPs range of food is something quite beyond the regular. Europa-Park also batters most parks when it comes to their slick operation. Rides shift queues and, because there's no fastrack - you don't really need to agonise.
I have been to EP when it's full. 55,000 people inside. And I still managed to do everything. Sure, between 1 and 4pm I avoided the biggest rides, I didn't want to queue 2 hours. But we managed it all. They extended closing time by 3 1/2 hours. All was well.
Those other parks, which top EP in one category or another... Cedar Point. Trust me - the best coasters on the planet. But you know, it's not a theme park. It's a cracking place but beyond those awesome coasters, it's not really got all that much else. Nice setting, of course. DisneySea? Wow. The theming is just... what can I say? But when that park is full it's not like EP. It's a bit of a chore. 45 minutes for a beer. 3 hour queues for things. And typically Disney, it doesn't actually have *that* many rides. It also really falls short on coasters - with just one major coaster and... it's pants. Puy du Fou? The best entertainment on the planet I would say but... it's not a rides park and as much as it's a fab place, it's just not your bread and butter.
So yes. I make no apology about it.
Europa-Park is the best.