Hopefully Towers will start some menu teasers in the build up to the start of the season! I cannot wait for opening day, a ride on Wiker Man followed by some smoked meat and beer; Towers will be like a new theme park!
What about selling raw kebabs in the queue, stick them in the man, then collect your burnt offering on the way out?
All aboard the banter busThe gardens are overgrown. Go graze on something.
Quite. If I’m not in the mood for a salad I fear I’ll be sat in Explorers on my own FaceTiming the kids.I'd imagine the menu at Towers will be the same or very similar, in which case it is not ideal for vegetarians. But I suppose that would require spending more precious money on additional stock, and Merlin would hate for you to have a good choice!
CutbacksWhat's with the complete lack of decimals on there?
I hear they have outsourced the menus, and are charged per keypress. Those extra 0s are expensive you know!Cutbacks
Haha. “We’ve taken out some non-core characters”I hear they have outsourced the menus, and are charged per keypress. Those extra 0s are expensive you know!
Seriously though, who would actually look at that menu and think "Yes that looks good, let's go to print with that", you'd bounce it back to whoever made it with "Have you ever actually used money? Put the bloody 0s on you muppet"Haha. “We’ve taken out some non-core characters”
''Market research confirms that 0's do not offer a compelling proposition to visitors....''
"World's first 2018 restaurant to charge in shillings" actually sounds like a pretty believable Merlin claim...Are Merlin all for bringing back the shilling?