2026 season bingo

[Fammy]

I am making a bingo board for the 2026 season, please give me things to put into the board

 

[GooseOnTheLoose]

I am making a bingo board for the 2026 season, please give me things to put into the board

Here are just a few suggestions...

• Skyride closes due to "adverse weather conditions" on a perfectly calm, bright and temperate day.
• Aramark outlet runs out of a staple ingredient (bread / chips / meat) by 1pm.
• Galactica operates on one station during school holidays.
• A vlogger uploads a video with 'CRISIS?!' in the thumbnail.
• Someone starts a thread asking if the Monorail is being scrapped.
• Project Horizon revealed to be... just a shed.
• GooseOnTheLoose successfully liberates a ham sandwich from a picnic in the Gardens.
• Hex reopens for and then immediately closes for another six months.
• A guest complains that the Bluey coaster isn't intense enough and lacks a Zero G roll.
• The Wicker Man fire effects are reduced to a single LED strip and a wheezing smoke machine.
• Aramark introduces a "Premium" burger for £22.50 (cheese is £1.50 extra).
• The park closes at 4pm on a sunny Saturday in June due to "operational reasons".
• A vlogger films a puddle of mud near Coaster Corner and claims it is "definitive proof" of SW10.
• The phrase "Enhanced Guest Experience'"is used in a press release to announce a reduction in opening hours.
• Another flat ride is removed, leaving a concrete slab that remains empty for the rest of the season.
• Security asks a guest to remove a full head fursuit during a heatwave.
• The smell of raw sewage in Forbidden Valley is defended by a thoosie as "thematic olfactory immersion".
• A generic shipping container appears in a service yard and is immediately rumoured to be a Secret Weapon prototype.
• Vegetation in the Gardens is officially described as "rewilding" rather than neglect.

 

[Fammy]

Here are just a few suggestions...

• Skyride closes due to "adverse weather conditions" on a perfectly calm, bright and temperate day.
• Aramark outlet runs out of a staple ingredient (bread / chips / meat) by 1pm.
• Galactica operates on one station during school holidays.
• A vlogger uploads a video with 'CRISIS?!' in the thumbnail.
• Someone starts a thread asking if the Monorail is being scrapped.
• Project Horizon revealed to be... just a shed.
• GooseOnTheLoose successfully liberates a ham sandwich from a picnic in the Gardens.
• Hex reopens for and then immediately closes for another six months.
• A guest complains that the Bluey coaster isn't intense enough and lacks a Zero G roll.
• The Wicker Man fire effects are reduced to a single LED strip and a wheezing smoke machine.
• Aramark introduces a "Premium" burger for £22.50 (cheese is £1.50 extra).
• The park closes at 4pm on a sunny Saturday in June due to "operational reasons".
• A vlogger films a puddle of mud near Coaster Corner and claims it is "definitive proof" of SW10.
• The phrase "Enhanced Guest Experience'"is used in a press release to announce a reduction in opening hours.
• Another flat ride is removed, leaving a concrete slab that remains empty for the rest of the season.
• Security asks a guest to remove a full head fursuit during a heatwave.
• The smell of raw sewage in Forbidden Valley is defended by a thoosie as "thematic olfactory immersion".
• A generic shipping container appears in a service yard and is immediately rumoured to be a Secret Weapon prototype.
• Vegetation in the Gardens is officially described as "rewilding" rather than neglect.

Oh damn

ok thanks a lot @GooseOnTheLoose my bingo is now complete