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2026 season bingo

Fammy

Fammy

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I am making a bingo board for the 2026 season, please give me things to put into the board
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Fammy said:
I am making a bingo board for the 2026 season, please give me things to put into the board
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Here are just a few suggestions...
  • Skyride closes due to "adverse weather conditions" on a perfectly calm, bright and temperate day.
  • Aramark outlet runs out of a staple ingredient (bread / chips / meat) by 1pm.
  • Galactica operates on one station during school holidays.
  • A vlogger uploads a video with 'CRISIS?!' in the thumbnail.
  • Someone starts a thread asking if the Monorail is being scrapped.
  • Project Horizon revealed to be... just a shed.
  • GooseOnTheLoose successfully liberates a ham sandwich from a picnic in the Gardens.
  • Hex reopens for and then immediately closes for another six months.
  • A guest complains that the Bluey coaster isn't intense enough and lacks a Zero G roll.
  • The Wicker Man fire effects are reduced to a single LED strip and a wheezing smoke machine.
  • Aramark introduces a "Premium" burger for £22.50 (cheese is £1.50 extra).
  • The park closes at 4pm on a sunny Saturday in June due to "operational reasons".
  • A vlogger films a puddle of mud near Coaster Corner and claims it is "definitive proof" of SW10.
  • The phrase "Enhanced Guest Experience'"is used in a press release to announce a reduction in opening hours.
  • Another flat ride is removed, leaving a concrete slab that remains empty for the rest of the season.
  • Security asks a guest to remove a full head fursuit during a heatwave.
  • The smell of raw sewage in Forbidden Valley is defended by a thoosie as "thematic olfactory immersion".
  • A generic shipping container appears in a service yard and is immediately rumoured to be a Secret Weapon prototype.
  • Vegetation in the Gardens is officially described as "rewilding" rather than neglect.
 
GooseOnTheLoose said:
Here are just a few suggestions...
  • Skyride closes due to "adverse weather conditions" on a perfectly calm, bright and temperate day.
  • Aramark outlet runs out of a staple ingredient (bread / chips / meat) by 1pm.
  • Galactica operates on one station during school holidays.
  • A vlogger uploads a video with 'CRISIS?!' in the thumbnail.
  • Someone starts a thread asking if the Monorail is being scrapped.
  • Project Horizon revealed to be... just a shed.
  • GooseOnTheLoose successfully liberates a ham sandwich from a picnic in the Gardens.
  • Hex reopens for and then immediately closes for another six months.
  • A guest complains that the Bluey coaster isn't intense enough and lacks a Zero G roll.
  • The Wicker Man fire effects are reduced to a single LED strip and a wheezing smoke machine.
  • Aramark introduces a "Premium" burger for £22.50 (cheese is £1.50 extra).
  • The park closes at 4pm on a sunny Saturday in June due to "operational reasons".
  • A vlogger films a puddle of mud near Coaster Corner and claims it is "definitive proof" of SW10.
  • The phrase "Enhanced Guest Experience'"is used in a press release to announce a reduction in opening hours.
  • Another flat ride is removed, leaving a concrete slab that remains empty for the rest of the season.
  • Security asks a guest to remove a full head fursuit during a heatwave.
  • The smell of raw sewage in Forbidden Valley is defended by a thoosie as "thematic olfactory immersion".
  • A generic shipping container appears in a service yard and is immediately rumoured to be a Secret Weapon prototype.
  • Vegetation in the Gardens is officially described as "rewilding" rather than neglect.
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Oh damn

ok thanks a lot @GooseOnTheLoose my bingo is now complete
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Ok how the hell did this happen there’s no way I could’ve predicted this…
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Hey can someone move this over to general discussion or something since the season starts in 5 minutes
 
dave___ said:
Well 100% of rides closed today for a brief bit because of risk of blue sky lightning if that counts..
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That tile is mainly for overall ride downtime throughout the season, if you remember 2024 you couldn’t even visit Scarefest once without much of the ride lineup being dead so I’ll deal with that one by the end of the main season.
On an unrelated note, I think we can already cross off the crappy opening times tile.
 
Don’t know if it counts, but the staggered opening of rides for “breathing space” is close enough to a cut to opening hours
 
Leigh said:
Don’t know if it counts, but the staggered opening of rides for “breathing space” is close enough to a cut to opening hours
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I think you could possibly throw the later monorail and turnstile opening under this umbrella too!
 
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