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Bizarre Dreams

Had a dream that Wild Mouse was back a few days ago, we turned up to see it there and the staff said "oh yeah we put it back because of guest feedback."

Wasn't nice waking up to reality!
 
Just had a weird one, Fast asleep and I get woken up in the middle of the night to film a video for Tom Scott's youtube channel, where it turns out I'm one of a few people who own the letter F from a foam alphabet, the most sought after letter in the world and I happen to have one. Halfway through it turns out I have a Geiger Couter and this becomes the focus of the video, as it turns out Tom Scott is very radioactive. He then leaves my house and puts the video online and I get paid for it, meanwhile everyone else is trying to see my geiger counter but then my F gets stolen. I woke up after this so I've no idea what would happen next but it was very confusing this morning.
 
I had a pet bee.

It was so fluffy and cute

the size if a small chihuahua

I had to carry it everywhere as it was too big to fly

I loved my bee

o_O

I’m sure there’s meaning in it somewhere
 
I went through a phase where any time even a single scene took place at Alton towers, it was always the same weird alternate dream version of the park.
Always the exact same too, I knew it so well that I half finished a rough recreation of it once in RCT3!
 
I'm definitely having more dreams at the moment. A lot of them are like an alternate reality. But what if that was supposed to happen and we are living in the alternate future? Real life is stranger than my dreams at the moment.
 
I had a dream the other night where I walked right past two people in broad daylight. One was squatting and having a dump while the other was snorting lines of coke off a homeless person.
 
Jonathan said:
I had a dream the other night where I walked right past two people in broad daylight. One was squatting and having a dump while the other was snorting lines of coke off a homeless person.
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Seems unfair to use a homeless person as a chopping board when there's already someone available and squatting.
 
Jonathan said:
I had a dream the other night where I walked right past two people in broad daylight. One was squatting and having a dump while the other was snorting lines of coke off a homeless person.
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I've told you before to stop stalking me, Balsdon.
 
Just had a properly strange dream. I was back at school, and there were supposedly competitive football matches happening on the field, but one got abandoned due to abuse of the officials. One or two players were chugging cans of blue Monster before doing literally anything on the pitch - not even kidding when it was practically ‘Ooh, play’s stopped. I need to take a free kick. Can of blue Monster, please’. Little bit ridiculous, to the extent where the field was practically covered in them.

It gets even more bizarre. Multiple kids were setting off fireworks. In the middle of the day. Cue me getting stressed due to sensory overload and trying to find help before I had a full-blown panic attack, but NOBODY was able or willing to help. No teachers, no friends, not even one of my brothers. “I try to speak, but nobody can hear” came to mind, and it just made things worse! :( It just reminded me why I hate fireworks randomly going off, especially when it’s not part of an organised display.
 
Had a dream last night that I’d returned to live in Cinderford in the Forest of Dean in Gloucestershire. Only difference was the place had been transformed from a grey and depressing hole into somewhere really nice, with a number of quality shops, and the apartment is was living in was excellent. Not bizarre as such, but it still weirded me out a bit, given it wasn’t great when I lived there, wasn’t much better when I last visited it in 2010, and it’s reportedly gone downhill since.
 
Triple-post (sorry :p). Somehow had a dream the other night where I ended up hanging around with Man Behaving Dadly and his seven-year-old (I think) son. Not exactly bizarre as such, but it's very unlikely to happen in real life, though I wouldn't complain if it did.

Also had one last night about my wedding, which ended up in a church with loads of family attending. Though for some reason, I had to dash back to the hotel on the Tube not long before the ceremony started. :p
 
I woke up this morning after a very realistic dream where I was at Alton Towers…

I was walking around Wickerman’s general area and noticed that they had kept The Flume’s station and the first part of the ride in place. I spotted that they had done some cosmetic work to the trough, and were also sending boats around the first block up and over the first lift hill. I turned a corner and noticed new trough supports had been put up, along with a giant installation of Thomas The Tank and a sign saying “Coming Next Year - the island of Sodor loggers run”. I instantly tried to update everyone on this forum with pictures but the forum wouldn’t load, my username was wrong and my fingers couldn’t type.
Time then past and the ride was open - it was the same layout as the Flume and The Wickerman was still next to it. Then the whole thing shut down and everyone was left bobbing around in the trough.

No idea where that came from.
 
Sorry to bump the thread, but I have developed a reputation for my somewhat… bizarre dreams over in the theme park dreams thread, and I had a few non theme park related ones that are quite bizarre in themselves that I thought it might be funny to share.

Now, none of my non theme park related dreams have ever quite hit the heights of bizarreness or detail that some of my best theme park related dreams have (I’m thinking of the likes of my Europa Park misadventure, my recent extreme driving adventure to Gardaland, the dead woman within Duel and Amanda Thompson and her giant killer chicken here…), but I have had some rather bizarre ones… a few I can think of off the top of my head are:
  • During my A Level mini exam season last year, I had a rather terrifying exam dream just before I was about to sit my Computer Science Component 2 paper. My Computer Science teacher walked into the classroom and said “Good morning, class. You may have expected a Computer Science paper today, but I believe that it is imperative that a computer scientist is able to think on their feet and respond to unexpected situations… so this exam has no Computer Science in it whatsoever!”. I then opened my exam paper, and I remember two questions; one was a very complicated A Level Maths question, while the other… was about pilgrimage. I struggled with this question, and suddenly, my Computer Science teacher was hovering over my shoulder and said to me “Why haven’t you answered the pilgrimage question? Every computer scientist needs to know about pilgrimage!”. Then, she picked up my exam paper, and stared intently at it… until it burst into flames. She’d set fire to my exam with her mind… suffice to say, I was terrified when I woke up!
  • I had a dream where I was attending a joint leaver’s event for both primary school and secondary school for some reason or another. The strangeness began when I walked into the room and everyone was doing a quiz about bread (someone shouted “ciabatta!” as I walked into the room…), but the most bizarre thing was that when I was with a group of people from my secondary school, my key worker from primary school suddenly came over and started reeling off a load of very sweary anecdotes about what I supposedly did when I was in primary school (such as “I could never get this little rascal to eat his f***ing grapes!”).
  • This one could be considered vaguely theme park related, but I once had a dream where my family and I were attending the funeral of an unknown family member, and I got very excited because to get to the venue, we had to travel on a peoplemover that technically counted as a coaster credit… in typical coaster dream fashion, I unfortunately woke up before I got to ride it.
  • I had a dream where I was studying in sixth form one day, and for some reason, I thought it would be a terrific idea to steal a computer from the study area. I unplugged this computer, and I managed to smuggle it out of school without anyone batting an eyelid. Strangely, I then took it on a bus to the local Tesco, because it had some sort of magic plug socket in there that I needed to plug the computer into. I was about to plug it into the magic plug socket… when my Computer Science teacher sees me and says (as he always did to latecomers) “Hello, stranger! You’re late for our lesson!”. As it turned out, he was teaching my class in the self-service area, and he was sat on one of the self-service machines. He didn’t bat an eyelid about the fact I had stolen a school computer, merely encouraging me to grab a crate of fruit to balance a notepad on and get note-taking. People looked very annoyed that he was teaching in the self-service area, and the machine he was sat on kept warning of an “unknown item in the baggage area”, but he pressed on with his lesson…
  • I had a dream where I was getting rocks thrown at me by a group of younger students at my school. My head of sixth form walked over and said “Ooh, this looks fun! Can I join in?” and started pelting me with rocks himself. I can’t remember what happened for a bit after that, but I then found myself in this maze, being possessed by the bizarre combination of my key worker from primary school… and the dad from Friday Night Dinner.

Those are just some of my most bizarre non theme park dreams…
 
I had another slightly bizarre one last night… not quite as much of an acid trip, but still bizarre.

The Tory leadership contest news must be rubbing off on me, because I dreamed I was sat in the Cabinet Office with Boris Johnson and all the government officials.

Boris got up and performed his infamous speech about Peppa Pig World, and the cabinet all clapped him once he was finished.

Suddenly, Foreign Secretary Liz Truss then got up, came over to me specifically and started yelling her infamous speech about pork markets in my ear…

Bizarre…
 
Matt N said:
I had another slightly bizarre one last night… not quite as much of an acid trip, but still bizarre.

The Tory leadership contest news must be rubbing off on me, because I dreamed I was sat in the Cabinet Office with Boris Johnson and all the government officials.

Boris got up and performed his infamous speech about Peppa Pig World, and the cabinet all clapped him once he was finished.

Suddenly, Foreign Secretary Liz Truss then got up, came over to me specifically and started yelling her infamous speech about pork markets in my ear…

Bizarre…
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Sadly Matt, I don't think your dream is that strange. That sounds like one of the more normal cabinet meetings I'd imaging this bunch having.
 
Matt N said:
I had another slightly bizarre one last night… not quite as much of an acid trip, but still bizarre.

The Tory leadership contest news must be rubbing off on me, because I dreamed I was sat in the Cabinet Office with Boris Johnson and all the government officials.

Boris got up and performed his infamous speech about Peppa Pig World, and the cabinet all clapped him once he was finished.

Suddenly, Foreign Secretary Liz Truss then got up, came over to me specifically and started yelling her infamous speech about pork markets in my ear…

Bizarre…
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Did she mention anything about cheese as well? 😛
 
I had a dream the other night that I was on University Challenge, even though I haven’t been to uni…I was pretending I was a student at the University of Essex 😆 As they were about to start filming, I was panicking about what degree to pretend I was doing, and thinking “Why the f**k am I doing this?!” It was such a stressful, nerve-wracking dream at the time, but hilarious to look back on 😂

Reminded me of that brilliant episode of The Young Ones where they go on University Challenge.

 
Last night I had one of my most vivid and bizarre dreams ever. I blame the heat.

With the upcoming rumoured Duel refurbishment on lots of peoples minds, I was suddenly a theme park blogger (which I am not) and I was invited to experience what they had done along with other bloggers and vloggers. SS and JW were also there.

The ride wasn’t 100% ready but what they had done is transform the ride into a Greatest Hits of Lost Rides and the hardware was an indoor log flume. The ride started as Toyland Tours, then after a drop into a load of foam, the toys melted and we were back in The Haunted House, meandering around the swamp. After another big drop, we ended up on a bouncy castle inside a rotating dome, which presumably was Hex 😂

Strange what the heat does to you…
 
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