Someone at work just spent two weeks on a gig in Blackpool. He's clearly not a fan of the place. But he also came up with a theory that the town is vitally important to the rest of the country....
"You know how when you've got a slug infestation, you put out a jar of beer and watch them all drown themselves? Well that's Blackpool. It's like this massive half-burried can of Special Brew, that attracts all of the slimey human vermin from around the country, and keeps them safely locked away from the rest of us, were they can slowly drink themselves to death."
Whether you agree with that sentiment or not, I'm still laughing.